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i went to the mall last weekend and there was a recruiter standing around talking to guys my age. i passed him several times and he was always talking to somebody. As we were heading out we walked by again and he wasn't busy, kinda looking around. We made eye contact for about half a second and he just shook his head to himself and kept on looking.Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
i wasn't sure what to think about thatComment
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My girlfriend told me her mom has a cancer.
Believed it for the first 10 minutes before I started thinking more carefully.3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
3:i.d.> da fk is that?
3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
3:Shadowmere> LOL
3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...
Best> I never cooked a day in my life
Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
Shadowmere> Rofl
Up in ya !> With his feet
Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
Up in ya !> l44t feet
Deft> l44t f44t*
Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practicedComment
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Your girlfriend is fucked up.Originally posted by Sertifi. View Post
4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
4:Geio> DEEZ?
4:Geio> LOLOL
4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
4:spirit> LOL
4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEADComment
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Well scoop, you are talking about sertifis girlfriend.. she kinda has to be.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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i agreeOriginally posted by Scoop View PostYour girlfriend is fucked up.
edit: i agree with gall too, lollemar> im seriously gonna get someone to hack your name and disolve that shit sqd of yoursComment
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I agree with Scoop, Galleleo and Zizzo.
Some very well made points.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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I put regular clear tape across our neighbor's door. I was going to cover the entire door with clear tape but it was taking too long and it was 4AM.thread killer
Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the gameComment
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I got my neighbour good. I asked her if I could crack 3 eggs on her head, and if she allowed me I'd give her $100 cash. She wanted to see the cash first so we went to a bank and got the money. From there, we went back to our house and got a crowd of 15-20people. We both made the deal that her roommate would hold the cash so I just couldnt book it and run away with the cash after breaking the eggs on her. So i crack the first egg on her head, rub it in her hair. The second egg was a bit weaker and i missed a bit. On the third egg I said "Inder (her name), if I crack this egg on your head, you get $100" she says "yea, can't wait." As I proceed closer to her I accidentally drop the egg on the ground.
I got to keep the $100. 2/3 eggs just quite isn't 3.the price is right, bitch.Comment
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Hahahaa, roflll.Comment
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well after a full night of shroomin, i woke up to a phone call from my mom tellin me that she is quiting from her job (after like 25 years), and I totally believed her, then she was like april fools, and I was like damn.
Also, I saw that there's going to be a live-action speed racer, I thought it was april fools, but it wasn't. damn...sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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I figured you were shrooming while posting in condemnation of me posting while shrooming.Originally posted by gran guerrero View PostOriginally posted by ToneComment
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