also i am totally going to smoke, at some point in my life, with squeezer and/or jerome.
for show
Joke time!
Following news that the government voted against a bailout to keep the beer industry afloat, the CEOs of Coors, Miller, Anheiser-Busch and Guiness all walk into a bar. The Miller guy comes to the bar first and asks for an MGD. The bartender gives him an MGD and the AB guy approaches. He asks for a Bud Light and the bartender obliges, so he joins the Miller CEO at a table. The Coors guy comes next and orders a Coors, then sits down.
Finally the CEO of Guinness gets to the bar and asks for a Coke. The bartender leaves and returns a few minutes later with a Coke. The CEO of Guinness joins his friends at the table and each of them has questionable glances. Finally the Miller CEO speaks up and asks, "What's the deal man? I Why didn't you buy your own company's product and help out sales?"
To which the Guinness man replies, "well, I figured since you guys didn't order a beer, it would be rude of me to do so."
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
We're having a TW Beautiful Club convention tomorrow on OSU campus. Hope you can make it Nickname and LB
Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end
Tsunami> LOl
beam> stfu tsunami
Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps
They should since they both said they want to meet the TW Beautiful Club. It just won't be the same with half of the group missing!
Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
I would like to meet aids chick, disorder, lmao, dr. snyder, syzygy, and vulcan.
Oh and liquid blue so I could punch him in the face.
TagMor I change my mind you've been added to my list, why am i not on yours? D:
5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
5:Miami Chick> rofl
5:Lumber> and a hurricane
5:Kaiten> rofl
5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
5:Kaiten> loooool
5:Lumber> hahaha
5:Miami Chick> l o l.
1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today
I would like to meet aids chick, disorder, lmao, dr. snyder, syzygy, and vulcan.
Oh and liquid blue so I could punch him in the face.
internet tough guy detected!!
Originally posted by Pandagirl!
They should since they both said they want to meet the TW Beautiful Club. It just won't be the same with half of the group missing!
thanks for the advance notice, seeing as how I can obviously hop from VA to Ohio in like 20 minutes, amirite :turned:
its ok Nick and I would just end up getting there early, deciding to go get drunk and play pool and end up missing the meet anyway
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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