Biggest pain you've ever felt

[Heroin Bob]

long-boarding on a city street passing cars in a 45 MPH zone. then my axle slipping causing me to roll/tumble/slide/die along about 50 feet or so of asphalt in 118 degree weather. (wearing board shorts, sandals, and a cut off shirt)


benefit - my wounds were instantly cauterized.

[Money]

ID HAVE TO SAY WHEN I TOTALLED MY CAR IN APRIL THIS YEAR I BROKE ONE BOTTOM TOOTHER IN HALF AND KNOCKED THE OTEHR FRONT BOTTOM 4 LOOSE...U WANNA FEEL PAIN HOW ABOUT HAVING 4 LOOSE ADULT TEETH ONE BROKE IN HALF LUCKILY HIGH ENOUGH THAT ITS NOT CLOSE TO THE NERVE HAVING YOUR LIP RIPPED AWAY FROM YOUR BOTTOM GUMS LEAVING A 2 INCH HOLE ON THE INSIDE AND A 2 INCH HOLE ON THE OUTSIDE AND NO IT DIDNT GO ALL THE WAY THRU WAS 2 SEPERATE ONES, MY TOOTH ISNT FIXED YET BUT MY TEETH HAVE TIGHTENED BACK UP AND I STILL GOT A SCAR ON MY CHIN ON THE OUTSIDE THE INSIDE U CANT EVEN TELL ANYTHING HAPPENED BUT FUCJ THAT HURT SOOOOOOOO BAD JUST THE TEETH FUCK THE STITCHES DIDNT HURT AND WHEN I BROKE THE SAME BONE IN BOTH MY HANDS AT THE SAME TIME DIDNT HURT THAT BAD MAN.........

Orginally Posted by Shan
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nic...ge_id=79149980 that hurt quite alot (got stabbed)

maybe if u didnt try to steal beer from 17 year old russian girls u wouldnt get stabbed

[Displaced]

Anterior Cruciate Ligament.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_Cruciate_Ligament

[Spawnisen]

whats ACL? =/

[Pummel]

When I pulled my hamstring during track and was on the ground in pain, my other leg started cramping up badly, but I couldn't even move.. and it lasted for a good 5-10 minutes and seemed like a couple of hours.

Nothing else has even come close, not even the times where I dunked on 9 foot basketball hoop, got my mouth on the rim and one of my side teeth was forcibly removed from my mouth (this was fixed, excellent oral surgeon, no problems now) or the time where I slammed a car door on my fingernail so hard that it didn't grow back for a good two years.

Oh, just thought of something else -- I had 12 wisdom teeth removed in December, but that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, especially in comparison to everything above. Yes, I said 12 - normal is 4, anything above that is extremely rare. (I had two people on my dad's side of my family that had more than 4, but not as many as 12).

Lots of bleeding there, and the swelling lasted for a few months, and the holes are still there (and probably will be for a long time, seeing as how much bone and tissue they had to cut out). Good stuff. The pain was annoying too, but surprisingly enough, probably not worse than having 4 removed.

FORGIVE MY SKEPTICISM

World record is 12, are you trying to tell us you hold or are at par with the world record?

[Galleleo]

Nah Zeebs it was from 3 or 4 metres. And its not like I made a habit off it, but I liked climbing stuff when I was younger, roof of the school, trees, sheds, whatever really. So yeah I fell out of it a couple of times.

And Ratty, thanks for making yourself look like a tool, safes me the trouble of replying to you.

[DankNuggets]

had a wart on the buttom of my foot...went to the doc...he told me to come 10 times for treatment every week, he used some smoked ice and held the shooting gun to the wart for like 2 minutes straight
it felt like my flesh was burning, insane pain...something u cant really explain in physical terms...

other shit is....dunno to how many this happened but i have no clue whats wrong with me...i would sit in a position and everything would be fine...but than lets say i reach for something and the second i move, i get this extreme sharp pain in my stomach or around that area like someone took a knife and pierced me....it makes my whole body just stop and im scared to move....feels like imma rip my organs if i make any movements....all i can explain is it feels like sharp sharp object just penetrated me through the stomach...redicilous, some say i might have a kidney stone but it doesnt hurt when i pee so i dunno....

not to sound patronizing, but it's gas. At worst, indigestion.

I remember getting really intense pains around what i thought was my heart. So bad that even breathing caused pain. after about 10-15 mins it was gone. happend a couple of times, so i asked around. apparently, a little gas can really hurt.

on topic:

The most painful thing i had to do was take a shit while tripping hard on some lab caps. I was fine one second, then i turned really pale and thought i was gonna puke. I ran to the bathroom, but it was then that i realized it was going out the other way. My stomach hurt sooo bad and i was tripping so that didn't help. I closed my eyes, gripped onto the porcelin and bit that bullet. Now i'm afraid to trip again.

[Daldur]

spilling spag bog on my leg when i was 8 yrd old. having a cold shower for 30 mins then goin to hospital. months and months of dark brown puss oozing out of it every day. layers and layers of adhesive dressing became saturated in puss. skin grapht lathered the burn area in an extra layer of skin only to be scarred for life.

[Cops]

stomach sex

[MetalHeadz]

all i can explain is it feels like sharp sharp object just penetrated me through the stomach...

yea......


.......that's cancer.

[genocidal]

What does it say about you when you're a "firefighter soldier" and are so obese that you have to ask people from a spaceship game about what pills will make you lose weight the fastest?

What in the hell do you know about "strength," RATTY...? Clearly mental fortitude isn't your strong point and neither is physical strength if you need pills to shave inches off your gut.

[RATTY...]

You obviously haven't paid attention. I have had my fair share of injuries and falls, but so far, nothing major has happened. When I was younger I would basically always have a bruise or a cut or something like that somewhere. I have had falls from 3/4 metres high to pavement, still nothing but cuts and bruises. I just have a strong body.

I just have to laugh, this is the second time you're saying this.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A STRONG BODY?

A chubby nerd like you shouldn't even be allowed to use the adjective strong together with the word body. Strong as in what? Raw strenght? A body that doesn't get injured easily? Good at taking a beating? Fast recovery?

The picture/s of you doesn't exactly scream ALPHA MALE as you're implying, you're just a regular chubby guy. And the reason you haven't been getting injured yet is because you DIDN'T FALL HARD ENOUGH.

And Volvo has never been the safest car ever. It's just something stupid foreigners think. I even bothered to google and click on the first link that appeared.

http://www.forbes.com/2007/05/11/car-safe-vehicle-forbeslife-cx_dl_0514safecars.html

EDIT:

Hi friends!

I just woke up from a vision. A vision of gallegay as an alpha male. I tried to make it as real as possible, but my Paint skills are limited, sorry if I don't live up to the TW forum standards.

Goodnight friends!

[royCE]

had a wart on the buttom of my foot...went to the doc...he told me to come 10 times for treatment every week, he used some smoked ice and held the shooting gun to the wart for like 2 minutes straight
it felt like my flesh was burning, insane pain...something u cant really explain in physical terms...

other shit is....dunno to how many this happened but i have no clue whats wrong with me...i would sit in a position and everything would be fine...but than lets say i reach for something and the second i move, i get this extreme sharp pain in my stomach or around that area like someone took a knife and pierced me....it makes my whole body just stop and im scared to move....feels like imma rip my organs if i make any movements....all i can explain is it feels like sharp sharp object just penetrated me through the stomach...redicilous, some say i might have a kidney stone but it doesnt hurt when i pee so i dunno....

[Displaced]

i thought this thread was about one single instance of pain, not lots of different things that have hurt :turned:

but im bored, so why not.

When i was 6ish i was riding my BMX bike down this really steep paved hill. (we lived at the top) About halfway down the hill i hit a manhole cover that wasnt completely closed, flew over the handlebars, faceplanted into the asfalt, and slid about 4 meters on my face (good thing i had a helmet, saved my life).
The skin from the top of my forehead to about my eyebrows tore off, as did the skin from my nose and my jaw, that hurt like a bitch.

What hurt even more was at the hospital where the nurse decided to disinfect my face without giving me any kind of painkillers, I still remember how it burned.

At about 8 i was in the park with my friends, playing something or other, when a fat kid (think whale) jumped from the top of the jungle gym onto my shoulders, snapped my collar bone in a few places. Hurt Pretty Bad, and i had to wear a very queer pink brace for a very long time.

At about 12 i was messing around by the pool in the rain, decided itd be smart to take a running leap from the diving board at about 4m. I slipped on the run up, slid on my shin down to the end of the board and fell into the pool.
A good 10cm or so of my shin was exposed, took about 3 months to heal.

14ish playing baseball for the school team, got into it with one of the other team, he grabbed a metal baseball bat and pelted me in the face with it. Broken Jaw, now my jaw crackles and pops every time i open my mouth.

16ish i was playing rugby for the college team (Highschool), I was down with the ball, got out of the ruck just fine, when i was getting up one of the opposing team decided itd be a good idea to test out his steel cleats, kicked me in the back of the neck, hairline fracture of one of my vertebrae and some sort of ligament damage, now my neck crackles and pops like the 4th of july.


17ish, getting a bit too cocky on my dirtbike, figured id try and do something cool, like maybe a backflip (yes, smart move there einstein), anyhow, i fucked it up royally, bike landed ontop of me and one of the foot pins/braces (wtf?) came down on my right leg, soft part just below the knee, more exposed bone, more fractures.

19, in the army, training exercise, we were shooting wooden blanks (they spray wooden debris out of the barrel) at imaginary enemies. OK, i had to change magazine, so i told my "partner" that im out, and going to reload, I crouched down in the foxhole and started to change mags, when this retard decides now is a good time to also crouch down in the foxhole, the barrel of his rifle is now next to my head, and he fires a round.
Debris flew into my right eye, stung like a motherfucker, and knowing the quality of the army medics, i didnt get any medical help. Nice burning senstaion for a good day and a half.

none of those have hurt half as much as fucking up my ACL.

wow, wasted a good amount of time too :grin: