The Kanzius Machine: A Cure for Cancer?

[Squeezer]

If you are talking about the raging, throbbing, semi-enormous cock in my pants then I hardly think it's any of your business.

Oh I think it is.

:wub:

[Pummel]

whats that in your pants?
A JIHAD
i think ph is a cocksucking faggot. burn in hell.
JIHAD PANTS

Your mother is so fat she went on the atkins diet but failed the induction phase because her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.