Controlling the weather?

[gran guerrero]

The article

So China is planning on altering the rain for the upcoming Olympic games. If this shit goes down, I think nonexistent nuclear bombs in Iraq isn't the amount of damage that can be done if the chinese can fucking control the weather. This shit could be a new form of military defense/offense

[Soilderz]

lul

[PaulOakenfold]

They make it rain in the midwest.

No, any pun you can make with that sentence is not funny.

[Singularity]

The article

So China is planning on altering the rain for the upcoming Olympic games. If this shit goes down, I think nonexistent nuclear bombs in Iraq isn't the amount of damage that can be done if the chinese can fucking control the weather. This shit could be a new form of military defense/offense

Scary shit man, I mean, if they load a intercontinental cruise missile full of silver iodide, and make it explode over new york, everyone will get wet. Oh Em Gee! (costs fortunes in silver every time too)

[Jerome Scuggs]

they can make it rain or not rain, that's not really "controlling the weather"

THIS is controlling the weather. US 1 china 0

[Vatican Assassin]

google Chemtrails and realize that the whole world is doing this shit right in front of your eyes.

[Squeezer]

they control the clouds?

o noes!

[Jerome Scuggs]

the chineses will put lead in that them clouds too

[PaulOakenfold]

let's put dust and or dirt in the air because that's what rain droplets normally accumulate around and lets make this cost a lot of money because it does because gase is expensive these days terrorism

[gran guerrero]

jerome, still on the xanax?

[Jerome Scuggs]

nope gotta write a paper so i'm on adderall

xanax fuckin sucks, it's good to wind down a day (especially at a lakehouse) but people who get barred out and then go interact with people... crazy.

[gran guerrero]

yeah my friend and his cousin tried it once not too long ago, and completely acted like douchebagnozzles and everyone wanted to punch them in their face.

But they apologized, and world was happy again

[Jerome Scuggs]

i wish it was like that here, shit. i did business with a guy who was on bars, and 5mins later he called saying i shorted him, then blew up all my friend's phones. nothing ever came of it, i just don't deal with the guy anymore.

[gran guerrero]

well they were like I don't remember anything at all, I had my own trip, but here in the real world I don't recall a god damn thing.

maybe you should find it in your heart to talk to him again

on second thought, he's a dealer. they come and go. fuck him

[Squeezer]

i wish it was like that here, shit. i did business with a guy who was on bars, and 5mins later he called saying i shorted him, then blew up all my friend's phones. nothing ever came of it, i just don't deal with the guy anymore.

watch yo back son

edit: I'm on ambien right now! :sorcerer: