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    so today on the radio...dude said...
    masturbating 5 times a week prevents some type of cancer by like 30-35%...

    i think thats kind of alot...

    they also said having sex is not as affective as ^

    i wonna know if this is true for women too
    Call me Hadoken cus' Im down right FIERCE

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    and i thought i was in general discussion -.-
    Call me Hadoken cus' Im down right FIERCE

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    • #3
      Contemplated moving it directly to Useless Crap, but we'll see how it goes.

      Moved.
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      • #4
        Normally I'd be happy to jump in and give additional information.
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        • #5
          I will have to find myself an oncologist then.
          You ate some priest porridge

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          • #6
            Well I did hear something on the radio about how masturbating gets rid of old/dead semen laying about in your system, so when you jerk off you're getting a fresh batch continuously. So wetting the whistle, or petting the lizard will definitely keep you fresh when you are older.

            In other news, I will be cancer free.
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            • #7
              good news, i thought this post-masturbatory cigarette would kill me
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              • #8
                Its not new, Its well known that it might prevent prostate cancer...

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                • #9
                  Might prevents prostate cancer? Luckily he's on my squad then!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                    Might prevents prostate cancer? Luckily he's on my squad then!
                    He'll say anything to get a peek nowadays, desperate.

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                    • #11
                      Yes, masturbation over cancer.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by FarScape View Post
                        Its not new, Its well known that it might prevent prostate cancer...
                        And since women dont have a prostate, i dont think that it prevents cancer for them :turned: . It may prevent depressions, tho

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                          Might prevents prostate cancer? Luckily he's on my squad then!
                          I had no clue about this, maybe it's because of my gigantic prostate?
                          Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                          5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                          • #14
                            or more likely, the fact that you like to give away free hand/blowjobs.

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                            • #15
                              I also want to post in a masturbation thread!
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