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    women are crazy

    I just came back from a little party. There was this girl there I thought was cute. After saying hello, it turns out that we've met at church before. She told me she just graduated college and was about to start a job in the DC Metro area. Sweet beans, I thought.

    30 minutes ago, I added her to my facebook. 20 minutes ago, I started reading her xanga. 5 minutes ago, I found out that she's actually 28 years old (not 21, like I thought), had a couple failed engagements, and seems to have a fetish for PVC. So much for telling the truth and then lying about it on your blog. Sigh.


    Another crazy thing - earlier today when I was on the train to work, a lady demanded a "handicap" seat because she was pregnant. Now heres the problem - you can't really TELL if she's pregnant and pissed off from the morning sickness or if she's just fat and pissed off that she has to stand and deal with swollen ankles.

    Edit: MORE crazy shit: according to the gf sex is better during periods.

    Edit Edit: EVEN MORE CRAZY SHIT: When I tell a woman "I don't care," in her mind it literally means that I don't care! What I really meant (and what all guys understand) is "Do what you want to do." WTF.
    Last edited by Bioture; 04-26-2008, 04:43 AM.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Bioture
    Edit Edit: EVEN MORE CRAZY SHIT: When I tell a woman "I don't care," in her mind it literally means that I don't care! What I really meant (and what all guys understand) is "Do what you want to do." WTF.

    When you say "I don't care" it does not mean "I don't care"? :fear:
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    • #3
      yea women are crazy

      I was recently dating two chicks and one of them seemed a bit crazy, but I kept going with it anyway

      my roommate, who had just broken up with this mad crazy bitch, warned me about them being crazy, and old LB not listening, brushed it off

      yea that "sprinkling of crazy"? turns out she was mad crazy

      other one is delusional as well

      so all chicks are crazy
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        There's this man to woman dictionary on the webs, find it.
        2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
        2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

        2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
        2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
        2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
        2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

        1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
        1:spider> Wooooohoo!
        1:spider> .*passes the hat*
        1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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        • #5
          Also, why is the forum clock 10 minutes fast?
          2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
          2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

          2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
          2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
          2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
          2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

          1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
          1:spider> Wooooohoo!
          1:spider> .*passes the hat*
          1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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          • #6
            probably set by some chick who's mad at bioture for being late!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
              yea women are crazy

              I was recently dating two chicks and one of them seemed a bit crazy, but I kept going with it anyway

              my roommate, who had just broken up with this mad crazy bitch, warned me about them being crazy, and old LB not listening, brushed it off

              yea that "sprinkling of crazy"? turns out she was mad crazy

              other one is delusional as well

              so all chicks are crazy
              i'm sort of doing the same thing. seeing two girls here and there. so far neither of them are balls-out crazy, but one of them is someone i work with and another one is my best friend's ex-girlfriend from a few years ago (we all still hang out together). however, she is a leggy blonde and i have a weakness for leggy blondes.

              so yeah, in for a world of hurt either way. oh well
              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bioture View Post
                I just came back from a little party. There was this girl there I thought was cute.

                Edit: MORE crazy shit: according to the gf sex is better during periods.
                Wait... you have a gf and you're picking up girls at parties? What kind of church going guy are you.
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                • #9
                  probably a scientologist
                  PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                  • #10
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                    • #11
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                      Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by a2m+ View Post
                        Gotta be mormon
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                        • #13
                          stuck my dick in one last night.
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                          • #14
                            it's enough to drive a man to cock
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                            • #15
                              cock? someone said cock and Scoop is already all over this thread!
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