women are crazy

[Facetious]

man that post was awesome

[Exalt]

all girls are crazy, its an age old fact that has been scientifically proven, oh and its probably in the bible too, i mean cmon adam was all good til eve ate the apple, stupid bitch

oh and true story, my g/f is a crazy bitch... so she has anxiety and depression right, so she takes all these pills and shit, well shes not bipolar or anything but she started freaking out stressed hardcore over the week and she used to take calotapins or w/e for it, well she stopped, well the doctors gave her some new shit thats hardcore now, worse than xanex and i read the script, says its for schzophrenic or bipolar people and can be used for other stuff, but i mean it proves me right on so many levels, shes a nutcase

on a good note, the pills are awesome if u wanna get fucked up, shes like a walking candy store, gotta love crazy g/fs that have scripts for pills

[Saturn V]

You continue to post within 2 minutes of my post. Does anyone else find this disturbing. I mean 2 fucking minutes in like 75% of my posts. Get a damn life you stalking piece of shit

gen, he told you to get a life. I DO THINK THIS ARGUMENT IS OVER.

[genocidal]

I have herpes and HIV so that kind of limits my options. I'm a one-woman man! (Unless paradise! responds to my numerous PMs.)

[Liquid Blue]

yea i don't push for going exclusive with a girl unless she's got me twisted like whoa

but that hasn't actually happened since highschool so woop-di-doop

pj i feel you with the girls over 22, i haven't dated/gone out with a girl under the age of 24 (all have been 23-25, actually) in about 2.5 years

[Cops]

A lot of the girls who throw themselves at me/us are hoes anyway, the real decent girl that you want has too much respect to go to the parties you go to. I find that most girls who have some class and not just some ass wont be the one who initiates anything. Sometimes it's better to get drunk as fuck with your friends and let your best friend Alan who hasn't gotten laid in 3 months have a first pick at the sluts.

edit: i know you love the wordplay, rhyming class with ass.



guess which one Alan is

[Pearl Jam]

Dating a girl and having a girlfriend are too different things.

this

What is wrong, is leading a girl on thinking you two are exclusive, and then fucking other girls behind her back.

and this

also: i'd say that the vast majority of moderately attractive woman over the age of about 22 could tell you they've done this at some point in their life. because they can. because they usually don't have to make the first move like guys do. guys pursue, girls let them pursue. most of the time more than one are pursuing (unless they're a heinous jackal, then shame on you). that's just how our culture (united states, son) operates.

i'd say about 10-15% of the time I go out do I actually get legimately pursued by a woman. and i'm the fucking man, you guys. straight cash. cash register. cash vault. fort knox, bitches...actually fuck that, that federal reserve bank in die hard 3 that clowned on fort knox. the rest of the time it's on me if i want to do something more than get sauced with my friends. in retrospect, i'm not really sure what my point is. two way street on the "dating multiple people" thing, i suppose.

[Pearl Jam]

For PJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs

I was definitely listening to their new lp (even though nothing on it is new, really) when I made that post. Good catch.

[Liquid Blue]

how do u date two chicks at one time, isnt that a tad bit immoral.

easy, girl A on one weekend, girl B on the next weekend

I don't cheat on my girlfriends, and thus far all my girlfriends have brought up the issue of me becoming their boyfriend rather than vice versa. Dating a girl and having a girlfriend are too different things.

so dating two girls at once (as long as these girls don't think you're their boyfriend) isn't wrong, or immoral- it's actually useful when one of the girls starts tossing out too much bullshit, just move to girl B for a little bit. What is wrong, is leading a girl on thinking you two are exclusive, and then fucking other girls behind her back. LB doesn't do that shit son, karma is a motherfucker.

[Squeezer]

I want your little dick so bad. So young and good and soft and innocent and hairless and pretty and your hair is just so flowing and your legs and short and beautiful and your stubby penis reminds me of a tree stump that I want to sit on and your tight little butt hasn't lost its metabolism and your thighs are so tepid and your chest is so flat and your nipples are so small and your eyes are so open and your mouth is so perfect and your nose compliments your mouth and God do I want to fuck your ears both of them if only I had two penii so I could fuck both of your ears at once and your feet are so small and cute and your butt again is so curved and your penis is so flaccid but not once I get to it and your back is so pretty when it's arched and your spine is totally visible and your DICK...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .

finally the truth comes out

[Facetious]

if he started that post within two minutes, he spent 8 minutes writing it

think about it

[genocidal]

You continue to post within 2 minutes of my post. Does anyone else find this disturbing. I mean 2 fucking minutes in like 75% of my posts. Get a damn life you stalking piece of shit

I want your little dick so bad. So young and good and soft and innocent and hairless and pretty and your hair is just so flowing and your legs and short and beautiful and your stubby penis reminds me of a tree stump that I want to sit on and your tight little butt hasn't lost its metabolism and your thighs are so tepid and your chest is so flat and your nipples are so small and your eyes are so open and your mouth is so perfect and your nose compliments your mouth and God do I want to fuck your ears both of them if only I had two penii so I could fuck both of your ears at once and your feet are so small and cute and your butt again is so curved and your penis is so flaccid but not once I get to it and your back is so pretty when it's arched and your spine is totally visible and your DICK...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .

[Galleleo]

I find you disturbing.

[paradise!]

Hahahahahahahahaah.

In response: it's because he's black.

You continue to post within 2 minutes of my post. Does anyone else find this disturbing. I mean 2 fucking minutes in like 75% of my posts. Get a damn life you stalking piece of shit

[genocidal]

how do u date two chicks at one time, isnt that a tad bit immoral.

Hahahahahahahahaah.

In response: it's because he's black.