Help With English Final Paper!

[Cops]

hahahahaha

so...my final paper in english consists of 3 topics: drama, short fiction, and poems. Drama and short fiction are 2 pages long and poem paper should be 6 pages long...

now...because i have 5 hours to do all 3 papers, imma need some smart guys help on here...its not much but i ask for some topics to write on...on each topic...example would be...for poems, write about the "flow" of the poem...etc

so, i need some help, hopefully someone is kind enough to lend me their intelligence. plz

ty o/

you're a complete cunt, no one should help you let alone write any of it.

I hope you fail.

[Saturn V]

Just turn in your usual work, you'll be fine.

[Bioture]

^ win

[Toasty]

Royce finished yet??

[Cops]

the civil war

by royce

The civil war started because the south weren't gettin' no pussy, the great general Robert E. Lee was hung like a 2 year old Asian. He felt that if he wasn't 'gettin no pussy' then neither was those free-speech backward union bitches. It all came to a battle where Lincoln a promoter for gay rights said that the more fags there were the more chance small-dick confederates could get some action. It was widely accepted that dick in asshole was a-okay, asshole fucking was now the new creme-de-la-creme!

This is my brief synopsis of the civil war, there was also a lot of cannons, horses, guns, marching but that shit was boring as fuuck. The real plot was about the gays wanting equal opportunity. Oh yeah France got invaded at the same time, because America was so bad ass that they could win a war against the French even while they were fighting themselves!

[royCE]

lol...i got an A

[Jerome Scuggs]

the civil war

by royce

The civil war started because the south weren't gettin' no pussy, the great general Robert E. Lee was hung like a 2 year old Asian. He felt that if he wasn't 'gettin no pussy' then neither was those free-speech backward union bitches. It all came to a battle where Lincoln a promoter for gay rights said that the more fags there were the more chance small-dick confederates could get some action. It was widely accepted that dick in asshole was a-okay, asshole fucking was now the new creme-de-la-creme!

This is my brief synopsis of the civil war, there was also a lot of cannons, horses, guns, marching but that shit was boring as fuuck. The real plot was about the gays wanting equal opportunity. Oh yeah France got invaded at the same time, because America was so bad ass that they could win a war against the French even while they were fighting themselves!

aaahaahhahahahaha

[Bioture]

the civil war

by royce

The civil war started because the south weren't gettin' no pussy, the great general Robert E. Lee was hung like a 2 year old Asian. He felt that if he wasn't 'gettin no pussy' then neither was those free-speech backward union bitches. It all came to a battle where Lincoln a promoter for gay rights said that the more fags there were the more chance small-dick confederates could get some action. It was widely accepted that dick in asshole was a-okay, asshole fucking was now the new creme-de-la-creme!

This is my brief synopsis of the civil war, there was also a lot of cannons, horses, guns, marching but that shit was boring as fuuck. The real plot was about the gays wanting equal opportunity. Oh yeah France got invaded at the same time, because America was so bad ass that they could win a war against the French even while they were fighting themselves!

ROFLMAO

[HateTheFake]

the civil war

by royce

The civil war started because the south weren't gettin' no pussy, the great general Robert E. Lee was hung like a 2 year old Asian. He felt that if he wasn't 'gettin no pussy' then neither was those free-speech backward union bitches. It all came to a battle where Lincoln a promoter for gay rights said that the more fags there were the more chance small-dick confederates could get some action. It was widely accepted that dick in asshole was a-okay, asshole fucking was now the new creme-de-la-creme!

This is my brief synopsis of the civil war, there was also a lot of cannons, horses, guns, marching but that shit was boring as fuuck. The real plot was about the gays wanting equal opportunity. Oh yeah France got invaded at the same time, because America was so bad ass that they could win a war against the French even while they were fighting themselves!

quoted for truth

[DankNuggets]

damn Cops, you're starting to sound like you went to elementary school in the US.

but FYI

it's called "The War of Northern Aggression"

[Vatican Assassin]

damn Cops, you're starting to sound like you went to elementary school in the US.

but FYI

it's called "The War of Northern Aggression"

and while everyone gangs up on royce, danknuggets does his best to let everyone know that he too is a fag

[sonlox]

[DankNuggets]

and while everyone gangs up on royce, danknuggets does his best to let everyone know that he too is a fag

and while danknuggets makes a joke, even if no one laughs

vatican assassin calls him a fag because he's actually jealous of danknuggets' amazing wit (or huge johnson, one can only imagine)

[Vatican Assassin]

and while danknuggets makes a joke, even if no one laughs

vatican assassin calls him a fag because he's actually jealous of danknuggets' amazing wit (or huge johnson, one can only imagine)

actually it's the snowman that really does it for me

[roxxkatt]

lets do one of those one sentence stories...





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