Hey I made up a joke

[Ignominy]

2:42 am

Las Vegas




what did one butt pirate say to the other butt pirate?




















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Thank you and good night

[PaulOakenfold]

okay ^_~

[Jerome Scuggs]

so ignominy walks into a bar

he comes out 3 hours later and attempts to drive and dies

[PH]

i think this is a pretty good joke.

[Necromotic]

women's rights

[Noah]

women

[gran guerrero]

the letter w

[genocidal]

Black Jewish vegan gay midget amputee women with HIV.

[PaulOakenfold]

lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs

[Scurvy]

republicans

[Zeebu]

women forced to undergo plastic surgery to recieve barbra streisand's nose

[Cumulonimbus]

I wouldnt be a vegan because all the vegetarians I know do the smelliest shits ever I dont think I could cope with that

It also annoys me the way some people are like "oh im a vegetarian because im against the slaughtering of animals....but I cant resist a good steak!"

[DankNuggets]

The war on drugs

[genocidal]

I wouldnt be a vegan because all the vegetarians I know do the smelliest shits ever I dont think I could cope with that

I was not aware of this fact. I'm currently enamored with a vegan chick, so if this is true that could be a huge turnoff. I can deal with smelling girls' shit if we use the same bathroom but if it's a smothering type of shit that even outweighs my own ability after a night of heavy drinking, greasy food, and lots of eggs then I want no part of it.

[DankNuggets]

beans, beans, the magical fruit

the more you eat, the more you poot