Help me....

[Mega Newbie]

So,I will tell this problem i cant solve....

So,I need money,I want money
but i dont want to work

what do i do????

[riske]

You can whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each... or 50 REALLY fat chicks for $1000 each... What? Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it.

[gran guerrero]

you want money yes? you like sex yes? you want sex and money yes? stick your penis into things and ask for money yes! you make yourself cum yes! then make them scream yes! and you get money for this yes! and happy with world and yourself yes? then you get stds yes... and die yes... but you be awesome with gettin money for having sex yes! ok yes?

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So,I will tell this problem i cant solve....

So,I need money,I want money
but i dont want to work

what do i do????

Marriage.....find someone from a very wealthy family and get hitched.

[Money]

fly me to brazil

[DankNuggets]

blow jobs


or


rob people


or


stand in line at the plasma place and sell your blood like a crack head

[royCE]

get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

ez 100-500 $

edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

[gran guerrero]

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[Scurvy]

i'm currently in a medical ward at a research clinic (which i guess is why i'm so active on the forums at the moment). I have to be here for three 4-day periods. during this stay i get free room and board, decent food, a pool table, free wifi, a couple large televisions to share, and several comfy couches from which to view them. At the end of my stay i get a check for $2,500, and return to my house to scratch away at that with rent checks, fastfood, and booze until august when i get scholarship money.

all i do in return is take a drug (thats already on the market) and let them trace it through my system with about 15 blood draws.

so...i also need/want money and want to not work.

find a research clinic and live the american (college) dream!

[Jeenyuss]

get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

ez 100-500 $

edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

if you knew an underhanded chop shop you could steal the pizza guy's car and take it there.

[Money]

less video games royce

[Cops]

i'm currently in a medical ward at a research clinic (which i guess is why i'm so active on the forums at the moment). I have to be here for three 4-day periods. during this stay i get free room and board, decent food, a pool table, free wifi, a couple large televisions to share, and several comfy couches from which to view them. At the end of my stay i get a check for $2,500, and return to my house to scratch away at that with rent checks, fastfood, and booze until august when i get scholarship money.

all i do in return is take a drug (thats already on the market) and let them trace it through my system with about 15 blood draws.

so...i also need/want money and want to not work.

find a research clinic and live the american (college) dream!

dude that's fucking awesome, sign me up!

get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

ez 100-500 $

edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

or just turn off the phone and keep it? You suck at being a criminal, don't even try. I bet the pizza guy would have 20 bucks on him in small amounts of change, so good job you just robbed two people for a pizza and possibly $20.

[HateTheFake]

get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

ez 100-500 $

edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

can someone translate?

[Cops]

can someone translate?

he wants you to steal a phone, call a pizza guy then ditch the phone. Once the pizza guy gets there steal money and pizza from the pizza guy.

two problems

a) the phone is probably worth more than the pizza or the money the pizza guy has on him

b) why throw away a phone when turning it off and pocketing it is a lot easier.

either way this is a dumb idea and I can't believe I'm helping him possibly rob someone.

[royCE]

yea and il take tips from a fuckin nerd...who tells me to resell the phone...

il go around askin who needs a phone? good one. i just said one of those things that are fast and easy...just takes some balls to lick somebody...
and trust me, they carry alot more then you think

in your case, i seen nerds who go to walmart and steal world of warcraft cards out of the games...stick to that and sell em for 10 bucks, im sure ul make mad money