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  • #1

    some things some people need to change

    first on the list:

    those fucking stickers on the dvd cases you just bought. the ones that go across the opening of the case that prevents you from stealing them or whatever. well FUCK those things. i always end up trying to get the shit off and then in the process i leave a nice pockmark where i fumbled at getting the theft-preventative sticker off. if they expect me to put up with this bullshit much longer than i'll just stick to downloading movies/dvds.

    why does eating too many oranges give you diarrhea? fuck that i love christmas oranges. another thing, diarrhea sucks dick to spell shit. it should be easy so even the most mediocre at spelling have a colorful vocabulary (notice i didn't use a u even though i'm canadian, i'm translating it for the strong majority of americans so they're able to read this post more clearly). did anyone see the spelling bee? REP REP ANQI DONG BABY, YOU MADE US PROUD.

    i want to see more obstacle course races.

    more to come after fascistous and phitler stop circle jerking on this carcass.
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
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    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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    ive always spelt it diarrhoea, difference between english and american again?
    Displaced> I get pussy every day
    Displaced> I'm rich
    Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
    Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
    Thors> prolly
    Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

    best comeback ever

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    • #3
      diarrhOea??

      what the hell is the business of the O in there?!

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        Jeenyuss aka Peter Griffin?
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        There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
        Originally posted by HeavenSent
        Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
        Originally posted by Izor
        Women should never be working in the first place.

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        • #5
          Yeah I spell it diarrhoea too (Brit)
          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
          ---A few minutes later---
          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
          9:Kim> UM
          9:Kim> i didn't
          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
          9:pascone> lol?

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          • #6
            Ha! take that you stupid tanzanian!
            Displaced> I get pussy every day
            Displaced> I'm rich
            Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
            Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
            Thors> prolly
            Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

            best comeback ever

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            • #7
              I spell it dairahrhia
              (Paradise)>dj sage
              (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
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              1:vue> LOL
              1:Cap> LOOL

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              • #8
                Take a knife and split the stickers on the DVD down the middle (follow the crevasse where the two halves of the DVD case meet). Open the case and pull the sticker off starting from the hard plastic part.

                I think bread packaging needs a change. Instead of those annoying twist ties, why not throw a ziplock style seal on the end of the bag?
                Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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                • #9
                  just watched leathal weapon earlier on tnt, thought of jeen

                  just fyi
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    On the subject of DVD cases. What's up with those "locks" on the side of them? Like has anyone ever gone "Well shit, my DVD cases keep flying open. I wish there was something to keep them secure! Is there no relief?!"

                    I break them off first thing, because they look ugly hanging open and I always forget they're there when I goto open up the case.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ewan View Post
                      Yeah I spell it diarrhoea too (Brit)

                      diarrhoea is more closely related to the origin, you guys are victorious

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                      • #12
                        whats the origin jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dabram View Post
                          diarrhOea??

                          what the hell is the business of the O in there?!
                          onomatopOiea

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dameon Angell View Post
                            On the subject of DVD cases. What's up with those "locks" on the side of them? Like has anyone ever gone "Well shit, my DVD cases keep flying open. I wish there was something to keep them secure! Is there no relief?!"

                            I break them off first thing, because they look ugly hanging open and I always forget they're there when I goto open up the case.
                            I fucking hate that.. My $5 Airplane from Walmart has those things.. everytime I try to close it I forget about them and try to force it shut not realizing those things are caught under it
                            1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                            1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                            1:trashed> wha
                            1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                            1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                            1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                            1:trashed> i download my own

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                            1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by NaiLed View Post
                              whats the origin jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              the anus, of course.
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                              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
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                              Gargle battery acid fuckface
                              Originally posted by Material Girl
                              I tried downloading a soundcard

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