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My 4-H project henhouse has Tiger tracks, 47 dead hens and “Chickens taste GRRRRREAT!” spraypainted on the wall.
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top 5 college 911 calls
5> “Umm, when you get here, you’ll see he also must have accidentally stuck his face into some open black magic markers.”
4> “I didn’t think he’d actually *try* drinking 10 liters in 2 hours to break my made-up record.”
3> “Dude, I will send you a half pound of Extra Kind if you can send the Fire Department and the Ambulance but not the Fuzz.”
2> “How many marshmallows can the human rectum safely take?”
1> “Why, yes, our police department will rush someone over immediately to help you relieve your life threatening case of the ‘munchies,’ and he’ll even bring his dog, Sniffy.”
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The Top 8 Signs Your
Puppet Has Its Own Agenda
8> Caught him on eBay searching for a Hannibal Lechter doll.
7> Even though his lips don’t move, you find yourself emitting lecherous come-ons to Miss Piggy.
6> Insists on his own sidekick. Preferably a ragingly horny Raggedy Ann.
5> Senor Wences’ hand has been staring bug-eyed at that bulge in your pants all day.
4> You wake up one morning to find a ketchup-soaked chicken finger lying in your bed.
3> Arranges strings around his neck so that he partially chokes while wanking.
2> He’s hidden the “Veto” stamp.
1> Insists everyone sticks their hand up his ass even though he’s a marionette.
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many more mediocre jokes found at www.topfive.com
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top 5 college 911 calls
5> “Umm, when you get here, you’ll see he also must have accidentally stuck his face into some open black magic markers.”
4> “I didn’t think he’d actually *try* drinking 10 liters in 2 hours to break my made-up record.”
3> “Dude, I will send you a half pound of Extra Kind if you can send the Fire Department and the Ambulance but not the Fuzz.”
2> “How many marshmallows can the human rectum safely take?”
1> “Why, yes, our police department will rush someone over immediately to help you relieve your life threatening case of the ‘munchies,’ and he’ll even bring his dog, Sniffy.”
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The Top 8 Signs Your
Puppet Has Its Own Agenda
8> Caught him on eBay searching for a Hannibal Lechter doll.
7> Even though his lips don’t move, you find yourself emitting lecherous come-ons to Miss Piggy.
6> Insists on his own sidekick. Preferably a ragingly horny Raggedy Ann.
5> Senor Wences’ hand has been staring bug-eyed at that bulge in your pants all day.
4> You wake up one morning to find a ketchup-soaked chicken finger lying in your bed.
3> Arranges strings around his neck so that he partially chokes while wanking.
2> He’s hidden the “Veto” stamp.
1> Insists everyone sticks their hand up his ass even though he’s a marionette.
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many more mediocre jokes found at www.topfive.com
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