Dead_Rain's 1 hour story

[Celly]

After telling us about 3 pointless life stories to us in chat we told him to tell us something interesting and this is what he came up with....

Dead_Rain> I woke up to a tuesday morning. Sun shining into my eyes.
Dead_Rain> I could feel the morning breeze against my bare chest
Dead_Rain> I check my cell phone for the time
Dead_Rain> 7:25
Dead_Rain> still early, I can sleep for 10 minutes or masterbate
Dead_Rain> feeling not too tied, I do the latter option
Dead_Rain> 10 minutes later I am up and getting wet
Dead_Rain> from the shower nozzle up ahead
Dead_Rain> the hot water tricking down my body
Dead_Rain> waking my mind up for the big day I knew i had
Dead_Rain> I had been preparing for this day for weeksn ow
Dead_Rain> and this is the morning where my plans will finally be executed
Dead_Rain> i get dressed
Dead_Rain> put on my newly purchased clothes
Dead_Rain> feeling like the hot stuff of the week, i walk out the door
Dead_Rain> with keys in hand, i head to my truck
Dead_Rain> in the truck, i turned my key once
Dead_Rain> the engine revs up and dies
Dead_Rain> odd i thought
Dead_Rain> i rev it up again and it still doesn't work
Dead_Rain> i think "great, what a good way to start my day"
Dead_Rain> i head back into my house
Dead_Rain> planning to ask my parents for keys for their vehicles
Dead_Rain> I had to get to where i was planning to go
Dead_Rain> i yell for any of them to call back
Dead_Rain> but i got no reply
Dead_Rain> oddly, i walk towards their bedroom
Dead_Rain> and slowly creek open the door
Dead_Rain> they weren't there
Dead_Rain> odd, they usually don't leave for work until hours later
Dead_Rain> thinking nothing of it, i grabbed my cell and call my friend
Dead_Rain> the phone was ringing
Dead_Rain> but no one picked up
Dead_Rain> i decided i can just take the bus to my desired destination
Dead_Rain> i walk outside and head towards the bus stop
Dead_Rain> jsut a couple blocks away
Dead_Rain> i stand there infront of the bus sign for what seems like an hour
Dead_Rain> i look at the time on my watch and realize it has only been a couple minutes
Dead_Rain> oddly i realize that I haven't seen a single person since i awoke
Dead_Rain> not even a car passing across the usual busy street
Dead_Rain> i decide to run to the closest public facility and find someone, anyone
Dead_Rain> the church was just a block behind me so i start to trek my way towards it
Dead_Rain> i reached the door and leaned in
Dead_Rain> trying to hear any evidence of a living soul
Dead_Rain> there, i heard it
Dead_Rain> something was knocked over
Dead_Rain> maybe a godlet? a candle post?
Dead_Rain> in the end it doesn't matter
Dead_Rain> for what i found inside haunts me to this day
Dead_Rain> i open the door
Dead_Rain> and scream for anyone to say something
Dead_Rain> to let me know i am not alone
Dead_Rain> but that rattling sound i heard outside suddenly stopped
Dead_Rain> and instead
Dead_Rain> i hear a different noise
Dead_Rain> a dragging noise
Dead_Rain> something caught the corner of my eye in the church's shadow
Dead_Rain> it appeared to be father dawn
Dead_Rain> limping towards me
Dead_Rain> but he looked different
Dead_Rain> his skin was much paler than i remembered
Dead_Rain> and his normally tidy robes were torn and tattered
Dead_Rain> and his eyes
Dead_Rain> they were cold and dead
Dead_Rain> and he limps towards me even faster
Dead_Rain> panting harder now
Dead_Rain> and he lunges for me
Dead_Rain> i narrowly dodged him
Dead_Rain> having ninja like reflexes from all of the mortal kombat i play with my friends
Dead_Rain> than i realize
Dead_Rain> he was not normal
Dead_Rain> i run outside to get some distance between us
Dead_Rain> and father dawn continues to limp towards me
Dead_Rain> but he suddenly stops
Dead_Rain> and stands there
Dead_Rain> and i realize
Dead_Rain> he couldn't leave the shadows of the church
Dead_Rain> in retrospect, i realize that I should have immeadiately ran back to my house and loaded up on the display katanas i keep
Dead_Rain> i know those sharped blades would have cut through these demons easily
Dead_Rain> but its too late now
Dead_Rain> instead
Dead_Rain> with adrenaline rushing through my veins
Dead_Rain> i fled
Dead_Rain> sprinted
Dead_Rain> screaming for anyone to come outside
Dead_Rain> to let me know i am not alone
Dead_Rain> i ran for what seemed like hours before i realized no one would answer
Dead_Rain> before i realize i really am
Dead_Rain> all alone.
Dead_Rain> like will smith in i am legend
Dead_Rain> i sat on a bench thinking about how good that movie was
Dead_Rain> and i hope that maybe in 3 years, if i am still alive, a random hot chick will come and save my life
Dead_Rain> so i can bang her
Dead_Rain> but my fate wasn't meant to be
Dead_Rain> having a cooler mindset now
Dead_Rain> i i being to rationalize what i should do
Dead_Rain> i decide to steal a car
Dead_Rain> and drive around time searching for any signs of life
Dead_Rain> town*
Dead_Rain> knowing that when it gets dark, father dawn won't be the only "person" i see
Dead_Rain> i honk my horns down the streets
Dead_Rain> going 35 down the school zone
Dead_Rain> but no soul was around
Dead_Rain> no soul but my own
Dead_Rain> and i was losing it
Dead_Rain> when the darkness was coming closer
Dead_Rain> i decide to find shelter

Continued on next post...

[Celly]

Continued

Dead_Rain> i went to my local walmart
Dead_Rain> and loaded up on some guns
Dead_Rain> shotguns,handguns, and of course a sniper rifle
Celly> Wait you cant buy guns at wal mart anymore this is fucked up
Dead_Rain> the year is 2001
Dead_Rain> feeling heavily armed and reasonably secured
Dead_Rain> i try to survive the night
Dead_Rain> i knew i won't be getting anymore sleep that night
Dead_Rain> at around 2 o'clock am
Dead_Rain> is when i heard it
Dead_Rain> the firmilar sound i heard at the church
Dead_Rain> the dragging noise
Dead_Rain> the moans
Dead_Rain> and not the sexual orgy moans
Dead_Rain> the i am dead and i want you to be dead to moans
Dead_Rain> i then see them
Dead_Rain> i tried to count them all
Dead_Rain> but i lost track at 23
Dead_Rain> having no other options
Dead_Rain> i decide to shoot all of them in the head
Dead_Rain> having superior aiming skills from playing halo 3
Dead_Rain> i easily shoto down each of them
Dead_Rain> but it seems that for every one i killed, 2 more would come
Dead_Rain> it was hopeless
Dead_Rain> and my ammunition was running out fast
Dead_Rain> thinking back
Dead_Rain> i realize what a fool i was
Dead_Rain> hiding in walmart?
Dead_Rain> WTF is up with taht idea
Dead_Rain> but i made that decision
Dead_Rain> and now i have to live with it
Dead_Rain> the only saving grace is that it might not be for that long
Dead_Rain> so shot after shot
Dead_Rain> zombies fell
Dead_Rain> and zombie after zombie continued to limp towards me
Dead_Rain> i ran out of sniper ammo
Dead_Rain> and chucked it away
Dead_Rain> a couple minutes later, my shotgun ammunition ran dry
Dead_Rain> i was stuck with 2 hand guns
Dead_Rain> feeling like jet li, i decided to charge at them and hope this crazy plan might work
dads revenge> machete FTW
Dead_Rain> having the experience and expertise of the equivlant of a dozen martial arts masters, i jump into the air
Dead_Rain> do a back flip and shoot the remaining zombies
Dead_Rain> the bodies were piling up
Dead_Rain> and i wondered if this disease that infected them could be airborn
Dead_Rain> i decided that there was nothing i could do and continued fighting
Dead_Rain> but the zombies were relentless
Dead_Rain> but
Dead_Rain> i noticed that their numbers were diminishing
Dead_Rain> i was winning this conflict
Dead_Rain> i was going to survive through the night
Dead_Rain> slowly but surely i shot down the remaining zombies
Dead_Rain> taking careful aim as to not waste any precious bullets
Dead_Rain> it came to 3 zombies
Dead_Rain> then to
Dead_Rain> two*
Dead_Rain> than one
Dead_Rain> i shot the last remaining zombie to death
Dead_Rain> and sat down for a breath
Dead_Rain> but no
Dead_Rain> that noise
Cypre> big clip in that pistol
Dead_Rain> it came again
Dead_Rain> i turned around expecting to see another unfirmiliar zombie face
Dead_Rain> getting ready to fire, i raise my pistols to eye level
Dead_Rain> and i stop
Dead_Rain> it was her.
Dead_Rain> the girl that i was planning to see today
Dead_Rain> the girl i have been planning about for months
Dead_Rain> she limped towards me
Dead_Rain> having some drool in the corner of her mouth
Dead_Rain> shocked, i stare at this figure
Dead_Rain> the former glory of who she once was
Dead_Rain> and i realize that if i were to continue living
Dead_Rain> it would be with her
Dead_Rain> i lower my pistols
Dead_Rain> and devised a trap
Dead_Rain> easily maneuvering the zombie girl, i gather the required materials
Dead_Rain> some rope, a hammer and some nails
Dead_Rain> i created an entricate trap
Dead_Rain> and placed a loop between me and the zombie girl
Dead_Rain> as she limped closer and closer towards me
Dead_Rain> the trap triggered
Dead_Rain> the loop tighted and she was upside down
Dead_Rain> i calmly walk towards her
Dead_Rain> and bash her head with my first
Dead_Rain> hard enough to knock her out
Dead_Rain> but not kill her
Dead_Rain> if she wasn't dead before
Dead_Rain> i lower the trap
Dead_Rain> and brought her onto a sofa
Dead_Rain> i layed her down peacefully
Dead_Rain> and rearranged her body to make her look liek she was just asleep
Dead_Rain> staring, i couldn't help but feel she was the most beautiful girl in the world
Dead_Rain> she really wasDead_Rain> having no control over myself
Dead_Rain> i slowly began to undress the zombie girl
Dead_Rain> her flesh was surprisingly warm for being dead
Dead_Rain> it still felt as soft as when i brushed past her in the hallway a month ago
Dead_Rain> eventually she was nude
Dead_Rain> and i considered finding a condom
Dead_Rain> but i realize she was already dead
flibb> I CAN DO 10 PUSH UPS
cElly> LOL
Dead_Rain> preparing for the moment ahead
Dead_Rain> i drop down and do 11(ELEVEN) push ups
cElly> LOL
Dead_Rain> feeling all steamed up
Twerp> ROFL
Dead_Rain> i became nude myself
Dead_Rain> and 10 minutes later
Dead_Rain> i shot her
Dead_Rain> having done with that bitch
Twerp> LOOOOOOOOOOL
Dead_Rain> i walk out of walmart
Dead_Rain> the sun was out now
Dead_Rain> but the rays
Dead_Rain> they started to burn my skin
Dead_Rain> i realize i had become infected
Dead_Rain> and i knew that the disease wasn't airborn
Dead_Rain> it was...
Dead_Rain> a sexually transmitted disease (STD)
cElly> so she was cheating on you
cElly> that bitch
Dead_Rain> apparently
cElly> wtf
Dead_Rain> this whole fiasco started when some hobo raped a corpse he found on the street
Dead_Rain> unfortuantely that corpse had the T-Virus
Dead_Rain> and he became infected
Dead_Rain> it also had 1 grand of cash
Dead_Rain> which the hobo used to buy the most popular hooker in town
Dead_Rain> this is how the disease spread
Dead_Rain> this is how my town ended
Dead_Rain> this is how my story ends

THE END.

[PH]

guess where this is going.

[Dack Falu]

I'm not going to read any of that.

[IceStorm]

that is way too long
1ead_Rain> freeze read my story
1:Freeze> i dont believe u
1ead_Rain> it is on the forums

[DoTheFandango]

that's the stupidest thing i've ever read.
fuck you.

[Downfall]

my god i remember on pene drain used to tell me some boring ass stories too (even tho i asked for them) but never one this long wtffffff

[Mr. 420]

neat little story, too bad its unoriginal in almost all aspects..

I especially liked the part where Celly blurts out "there's no guns in wal-mart" after DR tells us that there are no other people around AND HE WAS GONNA GET LAID.. lol :P

[stark]

abridged

Dead_Rain> still early, I can sleep for 10 minutes or masterbate
Dead_Rain> feeling not too tied, I do the latter option
Dead_Rain> 10 minutes later I am up and getting wet
Dead_Rain> from the shower nozzle up ahead

Dead_Rain> before i realize i really am
Dead_Rain> all alone.
Dead_Rain> like will smith in i am legend
Dead_Rain> i sat on a bench thinking about how good that movie was
Dead_Rain> and i hope that maybe in 3 years, if i am still alive, a random hot chick will come and save my life

Dead_Rain> i went to my local walmart
Dead_Rain> and loaded up on some guns
Dead_Rain> shotguns,handguns, and of course a sniper rifle
Celly> Wait you cant buy guns at wal mart anymore this is fucked up
Dead_Rain> the year is 2001

Dead_Rain> i slowly began to undress the zombie girl
Dead_Rain> her flesh was surprisingly warm for being dead

flibb> I CAN DO 10 PUSH UPS
cElly> LOL
Dead_Rain> preparing for the moment ahead
Dead_Rain> i drop down and do 11(ELEVEN) push ups


Dead_Rain> i realize i had become infected
Dead_Rain> and i knew that the disease wasn't airborn
Dead_Rain> it was...
Dead_Rain> a sexually transmitted disease (STD)

[Galleleo]

How can the Priest have an std if all he does is fuck little kids who never had sex before?

[Soilderz]

this doesn't fit

[DankNuggets]

i could swear they still sell shotguns in walmart

[Money]

yes, they do

[Celly]

yes, they do

they dont where i live

[bounty]

who is dead_rain ?