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being alerted daily that yes, your ex-girlfriend is having a great time without you, and yes, she is in fact banging the dude in most of those pictures!
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PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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scouring the profile and pictures of a girl who was a friend of a friend of a friend that you made out with twice 3 years ago in a complete drunken coma and then realizing "was she that borderline attractive when i made out with her?"PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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the fucking applications, man. i don't want to wrestle your virtual chia-pet or superpoke you, ok? i don't want to know what your spirit animal is (mine is a karma horse, but you don't see me shoving it down your god damn esophogus)PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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spending 20 minutes looking at the profile and pictures of a girl who will never, ever sleep with you, ever.
ever.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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fake profile addsLAComment
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having spam sent to u by myspace of "friends" that happen to be strippers ectDevest.proboards.com
2:Lance> OMG
2:Lance> BCG is afking in my arena
2:Master of Dragons> you got steve'd
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getting added to someones top 8 and then being pressured to have a real profile
"hey pearl jam, could you please change your occupation to what you really do? my mom was looking at your profile and she asked me if you really were a concert flutist"
"my friend was grossed out that you have your 'looking for' status as 'Jackhammer DVDA' "PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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"Carrie "V-Card" Valentine has added you as a friend"Originally posted by Necromotic View Post
f that s, brosephPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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middle-aged people creating profiles. creepy, she wrote.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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having a profile long enough to see pictures of yourself from 4 years ago and realizing you were having infinitely more fun at that particular pointPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at againWhile I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple kneesComment
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the sorry sites itself which require you to submit a message 3 times before it goes throughWhile I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple kneesComment
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Seeing my father showing his ass (not bare, my best guess is it's a Scottish thing. Seriously he has it as his profile picture).Comment
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Originally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostffOriginally posted by Fidel Castro View PostFerengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.Comment
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YESOriginally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
like the other day i saw my ex-stepmom on myspace.
wtf?Currently listening to:
Valient Thorr - Immortalizer
Dead to Me - Little Brother
Tim Barry - Manchester
Lemuria - Get Better
Alkaline Trio - Agony and IronyComment
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