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the irresistible urge to continue checking your profile, despite all these (valid) reasons.
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fuck there are so many
oh hey you just wasted an hour of your life looking at pictures of your friends when you were there when they took that picture holy shit
you just read 4 profiles of females and then found out on their notes section that they're fucked in the head but you still want to fuck them
getting invited to 400000000billion different apps, events, causes, etc. that you don't give a fuck about but then facebook emails and tells you "hey jennifer is having a party in NYC but youre in DC so FUCK YOU"Last edited by Bioture; 06-25-2008, 01:55 AM.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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people tag you 40 different times on the same picture taken from different cameras thinking theirs is the only one
people tag you in horribly compromising positions and then you can only untag yourself but really it's a friend all your friends are friends with so everyone knows you were scratching your balls at party
having the GF find out that you were at the club grabbing someone else's boobs. incidentally you were also pretty drunk and tagged the other girl as her.Last edited by Bioture; 06-25-2008, 01:54 AM.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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finding out that all your hot girl friends have boyfriends or are listed as "in a relationship", "engaged", or "married"
finding out that the guy who was super cool to you back in high school really was incredibly gay
people you never hung out with in high school adds you as their friends and then comments on your shitTelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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so why do you have it?Originally posted by TysonOriginally posted by HeavenSentOriginally posted by IzorComment
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they only pretend to hate all of this really they love itOriginally posted by WardComment
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luke snow.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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watching your friends fuck up their chances with a hot girl through wall-to-wall because they're seeing someone young enough that it could be classified as statutory rape outside of canada. seriously i am stressed as fuck about this the guy is FUCKING HIS LIFE UP.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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knowingly clicking on someones profile even though you have absolutely zero desire to know what is going on in their life right nowPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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facebook chatPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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being paranoid over the fact that everyone says employers check the facebook profiles of their employees and potential employees. so what if i was tagged in a photo album named "HIT IT QUIT IT", OK?!PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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hahahahahha.Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
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people tagging you in a billion pictures in which people will see, regardless if you untag yourself.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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