reasons to hate facebook/myspace

[Fidel Castro]

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

[Pearl Jam]

having a profile long enough to see pictures of yourself from 4 years ago and realizing you were having infinitely more fun at that particular point

[Pearl Jam]

middle-aged people creating profiles. creepy, she wrote.

[Pearl Jam]

fake profile adds

"Carrie "V-Card" Valentine has added you as a friend"

f that s, broseph

[Pearl Jam]

getting added to someones top 8 and then being pressured to have a real profile

"hey pearl jam, could you please change your occupation to what you really do? my mom was looking at your profile and she asked me if you really were a concert flutist"

"my friend was grossed out that you have your 'looking for' status as 'Jackhammer DVDA' "

[HateTheFake]

having spam sent to u by myspace of "friends" that happen to be strippers ect

[Necromotic]

fake profile adds

[Pearl Jam]

spending 20 minutes looking at the profile and pictures of a girl who will never, ever sleep with you, ever.

ever.

[Pearl Jam]

the fucking applications, man. i don't want to wrestle your virtual chia-pet or superpoke you, ok? i don't want to know what your spirit animal is (mine is a karma horse, but you don't see me shoving it down your god damn esophogus)

[Pearl Jam]

scouring the profile and pictures of a girl who was a friend of a friend of a friend that you made out with twice 3 years ago in a complete drunken coma and then realizing "was she that borderline attractive when i made out with her?"

[Pearl Jam]

being alerted daily that yes, your ex-girlfriend is having a great time without you, and yes, she is in fact banging the dude in most of those pictures!