reasons to hate facebook/myspace

[Pearl Jam]

facebook chat

[Pearl Jam]

knowingly clicking on someones profile even though you have absolutely zero desire to know what is going on in their life right now

[Jerome Scuggs]

luke snow.

[Jeenyuss]

watching your friends fuck up their chances with a hot girl through wall-to-wall because they're seeing someone young enough that it could be classified as statutory rape outside of canada. seriously i am stressed as fuck about this the guy is FUCKING HIS LIFE UP.

[Jeenyuss]

luke snow.

[Vykromond]

they only pretend to hate all of this really they love it

[Mantra-Slider]

so why do you have it?

[Bioture]

finding out that all your hot girl friends have boyfriends or are listed as "in a relationship", "engaged", or "married"

finding out that the guy who was super cool to you back in high school really was incredibly gay

people you never hung out with in high school adds you as their friends and then comments on your shit

[Bioture]

people tag you 40 different times on the same picture taken from different cameras thinking theirs is the only one

people tag you in horribly compromising positions and then you can only untag yourself but really it's a friend all your friends are friends with so everyone knows you were scratching your balls at party

having the GF find out that you were at the club grabbing someone else's boobs. incidentally you were also pretty drunk and tagged the other girl as her.

[Bioture]

fuck there are so many

oh hey you just wasted an hour of your life looking at pictures of your friends when you were there when they took that picture holy shit

you just read 4 profiles of females and then found out on their notes section that they're fucked in the head but you still want to fuck them

getting invited to 400000000billion different apps, events, causes, etc. that you don't give a fuck about but then facebook emails and tells you "hey jennifer is having a party in NYC but youre in DC so FUCK YOU"

[Scurvy]

the irresistible urge to continue checking your profile, despite all these (valid) reasons.

[ShadowHand]

middle-aged people creating profiles. creepy, she wrote.

YES

like the other day i saw my ex-stepmom on myspace.

wtf?

[Saturn V]

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

seeing people you went to high school with and never want to look at again

ff

[Kolar]

Seeing my father showing his ass (not bare, my best guess is it's a Scottish thing. Seriously he has it as his profile picture).

[Fidel Castro]

the sorry sites itself which require you to submit a message 3 times before it goes through