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    An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: ‘Now your third wish. What will it be?’ ”
    “ ‘Third wish?’ The man was baffled. ‘How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?’ ”
    “ ‘You've had two wishes already,’ the hag said, ‘but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.’ She cackled at the poor berk. ‘So it is that you have one wish left.’ ”
    “ ‘All right,’ said the man, “I don’t believe this, but there’s no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.’ ”
    “ ‘Funny,’ said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. ‘That was your first wish.’ ”
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

  • #2
    I miss jeem.

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    • #3
      Was this really thread-starting worthy? I mean really?
      1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


      1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
      1:trashed> wha
      1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
      1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
      1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
      1:trashed> i download my own

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      1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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      • #4
        maybe, but it's definitly RH
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        • #5
          on tw gallery is jeem actually jeem or is jeem actually cylor? either way i hope he has an underoath t-shirt.
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
            on tw gallery is jeem actually jeem or is jeem actually cylor? either way i hope he has an underoath t-shirt.
            pre and post puberty maybe?

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            • #7
              Nothing funny about it; besides, I suppose only those in-the-know of the context (taken from Planescape:Torment) would view it as more than just a bad joke. Think about it; what sort of life, what experiences compel a man to have himself forget everything he knows as his second wish, after having regained memories of his past life (lifes, actually) with the first?

              Just felt good reading and posting it years after finishing the game.
              2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
              2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

              2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
              2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
              2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
              2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

              1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
              1:spider> Wooooohoo!
              1:spider> .*passes the hat*
              1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Burzum View Post
                Nothing funny about it; besides, I suppose only those in-the-know of the context (taken from Planescape:Torment) would view it as more than just a bad joke.
                Nope, great game, still a bad joke.
                "People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."

                "Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you." Seijuro Hiko

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                • #9
                  i liked it.

                  tho i have to admit i came here because i was curious if Diablo 3 had anything to do with this thread.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RednaZ View Post
                    Nope, great game, still a bad joke.
                    It's not a joke you turd, it's one of Morte's stories at the Brothel of Slating Intellectual Lusts, and we all know who the tired man in the story really is. It's a chilling moment.
                    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
                    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

                    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
                    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
                    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
                    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

                    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
                    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
                    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
                    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Fluffz View Post
                      i liked it.

                      tho i have to admit i came here because i was curious if Diablo 3 had anything to do with this thread.
                      sc2 should be released soon along with Fallout 3


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
                        maybe, but it's definitly RH
                        this is true, but you're not moving it, i am.

                        oh and sorry for the delay on this, i just tend to avoid threads started by staffers because they're generally on par with this. as usual, this one did not disappoint. kudos.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PH View Post
                          this is true, but you're not moving it, i am.

                          oh and sorry for the delay on this, i just tend to avoid threads started by staffers because they're generally on par with this. as usual, this one did not disappoint. kudos.
                          i was about to say...like damn danknuggets is forum staff...jeez..
                          4:BigKing> xD
                          4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                          4:BigKing> what did i do???
                          4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                          4:BigKing> ???? why though
                          4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                          4:BigKing> xD

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                          • #14
                            Without context this comes off as actually sort of poorly written. It's not even in Morte's voice, really.
                            Originally posted by Ward
                            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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