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  • You know you're addicted to subspace when...

    K so I was tihnking of this earlier... list your witty or funny or whatever the fuck you want to things

    like... you know you're addicted to subspace if you've ever asked your boss to !challenge

    or... you're typing a research paper and start every paragraph with ;

    I can't think of some really good ones now, so you
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

  • #2
    You know you're addicted to subspace when you say EZ around a group of your friends while playing video games and they automatically feel insulted even though you were trying to be funny.

    You know you're addicted to subspace when you respond to people saying your alias in real life. I could have sworn some dude shouted out "Hey phata" at a Dodger game I went to.

    I also inadvertently say "coords" when I play Socom online.

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    • #3
      you ditch your gf for TWL. Holla at me dwop
      DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
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      1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
      1:waven> is if im going to prison
      1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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      • #4
        I got my gf to start playing subspace. easier than ditching her.


        Uh, the only thing I can think of that works, is I was in another chat program the other day, and I began all my sentences with '


        'so whats going on
        'how you doing?



        Yeah, I didn't even realise I was doing it.
        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

        Originally posted by Richard Creager
        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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        • #5
          dreaming about trench wars players

          I had a dream last night where I met stargazer (I recently saw his picture on the SSCU Trench Wars Forum Group on Facebook). Anyways we're at an event/party and he starts talking about a poker tournament he'll be holding. He says it's at his house which is across the street. I decided to go and write down some directions, apparently it was a $20 buy in and it was being held in a party room connected to his building. I go and feel like he's half inviting me into his house the entire time, I was seriously worried that he was going to rape my butt cherry.

          Anyways I hit the bottle hardcore and wind up on a couch back at the party, I start saying to the person beside me 'yeah he seemed like a nice guy but he was kind of creepy', I turn and look and it's stargazer... I look at his mouth and without him saying anything he mouths 'a-w-k-w-a-r-d', I stand up and say 'I'll be right back' and spend the rest of the night trying to avoid the guy.
          Last edited by Cops; 07-02-2008, 09:48 AM.
          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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          • #6
            Don't leave out the end. We all know what happened... and you liked it.
            SSCU Trench Wars Super Moderator
            SSCU Trench Wars Bot/Web Developer


            Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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            • #7
              ....he made a pass at me
              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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              • #8
                you often begin messages with ; or ;7; in the inter-office chat program at work


                1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                • #9
                  im not addicted to ss but the forums are like crack-cokeheroin.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #10
                    ... when someone pisses you off and you call them a laggot by accident

                    ... you actually say "RAF' - ul" instead of "that's funny" or just laughing

                    ... you do the word jumble and the first word is your squad's name. Not all that weird until you go around and tell everyone what happened.

                    ... you skip classes routinely to catch the last 15 mins of distension

                    ... you buy a new keyboard just because ONE of the crtl buttons stops working
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                    • #11
                      http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=20069
                      TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                      • #12
                        damnit, it's really not cool to show up and link to an old thread like this. obviously it's not original, but it isn't a debate about the same subject as much as it is a diversion. It's not recreating a dead thread so much as making life more interesting. But then again, all you had to do was copy some of those for your own, or make new ones. Instead, you effectively ruin the fun that could've been had. Boo to you.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
                          damnit, it's really not cool to show up and link to an old thread like this. obviously it's not original, but it isn't a debate about the same subject as much as it is a diversion. It's not recreating a dead thread so much as making life more interesting. But then again, all you had to do was copy some of those for your own, or make new ones. Instead, you effectively ruin the fun that could've been had. Boo to you.
                          huh?


                          1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                          • #14
                            when my friend asked where we got the enxt school class i messaged hm back on his telephone " ?go gym "

                            https://soundcloud.com/annux-1/annux-relief

                            1:Wah!!>THE WAY I FEEL FOR YOUUU HOHOHOHOOH OHOHO
                            1:Wah!!>OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOHH
                            1:Wah!!>I dont worry cause
                            1:soild <ZH>>EVERYHTINGS GONNA BE ARLIGFHT
                            1:Wah!!>people keep on talking
                            1:soild>they can say what they like
                            1:Wah!!>ALL I know is:
                            1:soild>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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                            • #15
                              I've done the ; a lot in the MSN chat program. I also get caught off guard when someone says "mirror."

                              One thing that isnt listed: see something funny while out with your friends but you cant tell anyone because the only people who will understand why it's funny are people in SS.

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