I saw a guy get hit by a car today..

[Exotic]

I was riding home from work today with a friend listening to some music, not really paying attention to what was going on. As we stopped at a red light the driver on the lane over to us didn't see the light change just as some old guy started walking across the street. A couple of pedestrians tried to help the victim but I could tell the guy was in bad shape as he was bloody and not moving at all. After a few minutes and a couple 911 calls the ambulance came and picked the guy up and at this point, everyone was still in shock. When I came home i was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I just had seen. Then she got scared and said , "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Na, forget it, yo holmes the Bel-Air!" I pulled up the the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

[Edify]

dang u waz tuggin at mi hartstringz but den u mades a joke

y man y?

[D1st0rt]

2006 called, they want their meme back

[Jerome Scuggs]

http://goatse.cx

[Money]

lawl

[PH]

this shit has been recycled more times than insert clever comparison here.

[Exotic]

Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar. lulz.

[Da1andonly]

where is lb?

[PaulOakenfold]

this shit has been recycled more times than insert clever comparison here.

Well, why don't we just THROW IT OUT THEN?! hahahaha,

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[PH]

Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar. lulz.

ok this was actually pretty good.

[megaman89]

hi exo

[phata$$]

Oh fuck. This is gold. I must have more. My insatiable taste for gold.

[Public Assassin]

That was pretty funny... but I actually hit a guy once. I was driving down a highway and it was dark and like drizzling. I was focusing on the road, like no bullshit, I wasn't fucking with the radio or on my phone. The next thing I know this guy's face is on the left side of my windshield and I'm like OH SHIT. I instantly look to see how fast I'm going cause I'm paranoid like that and it was like 43mph. I look back and I see his ass rolling down the side of the street. I stop my car and I'm flipping out, like omg what happened, should we call the cops FUCK FUCK FUCK. The guy can barely stand and he's like NO don't call the cops, just go. I'm like wtf are you fucking serious but I couldn't just go. Long story short, I stuck my hand in my wallet and threw $10 at him. I was on a delivery for work and made $10 in tips + delivery fee, so all in all, I hit a guy and made $3. GG

[soup]

Ban Exotic!!!