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    Just cause there hasn't been anything new in recycled humoUr for a while.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16480...tion-anal.html
    Less QQ More pew pew

  • #2
    It's been two hours.. and I just bet you guys are just waiting for me to make the FIRST reply...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Xog View Post
      It's been two hours.. and I just bet you guys are just waiting for me to make the FIRST reply...
      i knew it
      fag
      Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Saturn V View Post
        i knew it
        fag
        ofcourse, because everyone with a first reply is a fag

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        • #5
          I couldnt think of anything more degrading than putting the symbol of my Manhood into some slut/fags shithole. Anyone who does is corrupted and should take a good look at their self.
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          • #6
            Re: Pooper Shooters

            I am quite a big fan of anal sex on a fine looking lady's lady lump.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TagMor View Post
              I couldnt think of anything more degrading than putting the symbol of my Manhood into some slut/fags shithole. Anyone who does is corrupted and should take a good look at their self.
              tagmor: the forum gift that just keeps on giving
              Originally posted by Ward
              OK.. ur retarded case closed

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              • #8
                anal is overrated

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                • #9
                  For TagMor

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5mpda8VSKI
                  Less QQ More pew pew

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                  • #10
                    "Human physiology makes it clear that the body was not designed to
                    accommodate anal penetration.
                    The rectum is significantly different from the vagina with regard to suitability for penetration by a penis.
                    The vagina has lubricants and is supported by a network of muscles. It is composed of a mucus membrane with a multi-layer stratified squamous epithelium that allows it to endure friction without damage and to resist the immunological actions caused by semen and sperm.
                    In comparison, the anus is a delicate mechanism of small muscles that comprise an ‘exit-only’ passage.
                    With repeated trauma, friction, and stretching, the sphincter loses its tone and ability to maintain a tight seal. Consequently, anal intercourse leads to leakage of fecal material that can easily become chronic.
                    The potential for injury is exacerbated by the fact that the intestine has only a single layer of cells separating it from highly vascular tissue, that is, blood.
                    Therefore, any organisms that are introduced into the rectum have a much easier time establishing a foothold for infection than they would in a vagina.
                    Furthermore, ejaculate has components that are immunosuppressive.
                    In the course of ordinary reproductive physiology, this allows the sperm to evade the immune defenses of the female.
                    The end result is that the fragility of the anus and rectum, along with the immunosuppressive effect of ejaculate, make anal-genital intercourse a most efficient manner of transmitting HIV and other infections."

                    ...Go against nature and bad "shit" happens.
                    Also considering the uncomfort and medical risks, it would seem the urge to engage in anal intercourse is more a matter of carnal lust and/or sadistic desire.. So why not go all the way and become rapists or child molesters?
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                    • #11
                      I just want to point out that this thread is titled 'getting' and not 'giving' anal.
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                      Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TagMor View Post
                        "Human physiology makes it clear that the body was not designed to
                        accommodate anal penetration.
                        The rectum is significantly different from the vagina with regard to suitability for penetration by a penis.
                        The vagina has lubricants and is supported by a network of muscles. It is composed of a mucus membrane with a multi-layer stratified squamous epithelium that allows it to endure friction without damage and to resist the immunological actions caused by semen and sperm.
                        In comparison, the anus is a delicate mechanism of small muscles that comprise an ‘exit-only’ passage.
                        With repeated trauma, friction, and stretching, the sphincter loses its tone and ability to maintain a tight seal. Consequently, anal intercourse leads to leakage of fecal material that can easily become chronic.
                        The potential for injury is exacerbated by the fact that the intestine has only a single layer of cells separating it from highly vascular tissue, that is, blood.
                        Therefore, any organisms that are introduced into the rectum have a much easier time establishing a foothold for infection than they would in a vagina.
                        Furthermore, ejaculate has components that are immunosuppressive.
                        In the course of ordinary reproductive physiology, this allows the sperm to evade the immune defenses of the female.
                        The end result is that the fragility of the anus and rectum, along with the immunosuppressive effect of ejaculate, make anal-genital intercourse a most efficient manner of transmitting HIV and other infections."

                        ...Go against nature and bad "shit" happens.
                        Also considering the uncomfort and medical risks, it would seem the urge to engage in anal intercourse is more a matter of carnal lust and/or sadistic desire.. So why not go all the way and become rapists or child molesters?
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cv2WADgqOs
                        1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                        1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                        1:trashed> wha
                        1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                        1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                        1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                        1:trashed> i download my own

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                        1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                        • #13
                          you are joking?

                          http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/o...bowel+syndrome

                          edit: here is a more about "gay bowel syndrome"

                          http://www.annclinlabsci.org/cgi/con...stract/6/2/184
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                          • #14
                            I'm sure you can find all the homophobic shit (and i say that because you cite 'gay bowel syndrome) you want on the internet (although I, personally, am defending male on female anal sex) that doesn't mean it's correct. Use lube and a condom, and it's not nearly as bad or horrible as you are trying to make it out to be. Millions of girls take it in the butt, that doesn't mean they go around shitting their pants or die of infectious diseases.



                            edit:

                            "Of 1,268 sexually active women, 432 (32%) reported anal sex in the previous six months,"
                            - Women's Health Weekly (yeah, a scholarly article).
                            Last edited by stark; 07-26-2008, 12:30 AM.
                            1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                            1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                            1:trashed> wha
                            1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                            1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                            1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                            1:trashed> i download my own

                            sigpic




                            1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                            • #15
                              found the article to be amusing, until near the end, where i laughed loud enough at 1:20 am to wake my dog up 2 floors above me. Then I really liked it.
                              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                              Originally posted by Richard Creager
                              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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