DC is gr8

[D1st0rt]

As a paid intern working in DC, I laugh at all of the unpaid interns especially the ones who are paying rent. To their credit, a lot of the female ones are fairly hot which comes in handy when I'm standing on the bridge over 7th street waiting for my train in the afternoon. Anyway, point is I found this hilarious site (pulling from craigslist) of all these old guys trying to entice said interns with money and shit.

One of my favorite entries

edit: wait for it, wait for it

[Dack Falu]

Looking to grope you on the metro.

[milosh]

God bless America.

[stark]

	
	
	
MILOSH YOU ARE NEW ZELANDISH 

lol took forever to bypass caps block

edit: makes me wanna just put in random php

<?
    function randquote($infile, $delim = "\n%%\n")
    {
        if(!IsSet($infile))
        {
            die ("You didn't specify a parameter for \$infile!");
        }
        if(!file_exists($infile))
        {
            die ("$infile was not found! check your paths!");
        }
        else
        {
            $fp = fopen($infile, "r")
                or die ("Error opening file!");
        }
        $contents = fread($fp, filesize($infile));
        $quote_arr = explode($delim,$contents);
        fclose($fp);
        srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
        $quote_index = (rand(1, sizeof($quote_arr)) - 1);
        $herequote = $quote_arr[$quote_index];
        return $herequote;
    }
    ?>

[D1st0rt]

ITT: STARK IS A ROOKIEf

[stark]

ITT: STARK IS A ROOKIEf

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f?!?!!?




f yourself

[Vykromond]

Introduce me to Ivy Larson (#6)

[Xog]

I went to DC 2 weeks ago on Megabus. We stayed at the church hill hotel on connecticut avenue i think ? right by the dupont circle station =D


the trains in DC are so much better than here in NYC, holy crap.. lol. and the subway system.. so clean! AND IT HAS AC!.. and its so far down o.o..

[Pummel]

Kwame Canty is hot

[Zeebu]

relevent enough:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/tlg/814181712.html

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

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Reply to: gigs-814181712@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-26, 3:23PM CDT



We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.






it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: We will pay per hour and cover all the drinks
PostingID: 814181712

[genocidal]

Sign me the fuck up. I dress up like a clown on most weekends anyway (for the kids, you know).

[DankNuggets]

i wonder if this ends with the clown getting gang banged in an alley

[Facetious]

i was really hoping that since this was in the dc thread that that craigslist was from dc