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  • #16
    Originally posted by Twerp View Post
    More than likely he knew that he would get caught. So why not just go down with it and get a benefit?
    Well if he gets sentenced he could get the death penalty. The purpose of court cases like these is to drag them out. Certainly if he gets put on death row, there will be no trail, just a straight shot to the execution block.
    1:exquisite> nvm for jd, brb throwin my dog in the dumpster

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    • #17
      lol stark

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Stylez View Post
        Well if he gets sentenced he could get the death penalty. The purpose of court cases like these is to drag them out. Certainly if he gets put on death row, there will be no trail, just a straight shot to the execution block.
        except if the lawyers keep finding ways to delay the actual execution

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        • #19
          Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
          lol

          Judge> How do you plea?
          Guy> Your honor, I'll plead guilty to murder if you allow me to have some junk food instead of the jail shit food.
          Judge whispering to bailiff> Can we do that?
          Bailiff> Yeah for about a day I guess
          Judge> Done.
          Guy> Sweet, can I get married too?
          Judge> Sure, bailiff take him away.
          ...
          Judge> married to a black man named bubba that is.
          Yes, because the judge often inquires to a bailiff (generally a county sheriff, off duty cop, or a retired cop) on legal advice.
          1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


          1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
          1:trashed> wha
          1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
          1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
          1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
          1:trashed> i download my own

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          1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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          • #20
            Originally posted by stark View Post
            Yes, because the judge often inquires to a bailiff (generally a county sheriff, off duty cop, or a retired cop) on legal advice.
            obviously it was a joke
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            • #21
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              Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Post
                we got beer and high ranking political offices?

                not sure if those two mix properly thou
                what the hell that makes absolutely no sense. <_<
                4:BigKing> xD
                4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                4:BigKing> what did i do???
                4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                4:BigKing> ???? why though
                4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                4:BigKing> xD

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                  what the hell that makes absolutely no sense. <_<
                  they obviously don't drink king cobra over there

                  white ppl get veal parmesan and deviled eggs.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
                    they obviously don't drink king cobra over there

                    white ppl get veal parmesan and deviled eggs.
                    I ate veal once and like stan from south park, never again.

                    deviled eggs is delicious as fuck though (if made properly, I've had some nasty ones too)
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