Oh, and MetalHeadz...if he's coprophagous: The Exaltation, The Exalgaytion... COLBERT

[Cylor]

Come on big guy, this thread's all about homoerotic, coproFAGist Y-O-U. I'll start:

All my base belongs to
MetalHeadz
All my best friends are
MetalHeadz
The dildos he enjoys have
MetalHeadz
The gayest of men prefer
MetalHeadz

He's a contraDICKshun
No one will really miss him
When I tecapinate his
MetalHeadz

His rhymes be the shit
His drugs 2 legit
And his mother?
Well, she don't...

QUIT, Okay I will. But really, you make a thread telling people that you will be gone in a few days, and criticize someone who never posts on this forum for contacting friends. You are a 70 year-old vet who has wanked it 24 minutes every day. Maybe posting on the borums is a finger upstairs, wonder how many minutes a day you've devoted to that, eh?

And now the real topic because I don't want to devote a thread to you. This thread is really about Colbert:


Colbert, suspended?

[Jeenyuss]

10/10

[castromarx]

bump. (this thread is now about volleyball)

[Jeenyuss]

what do you think of my new avatar (it's not danny glover)

[castromarx]

That is a very nice portrait of Danny Glover. You are a good painter.

(my avatar is Koan)

[PaulOakenfold]

wjat

[Jeenyuss]

That is a very nice portrait of Danny Glover. You are a good painter.

(my avatar is Koan)

do you even know who mayo inc. is

he and i are roommates irl

hey paul do you like my painting of barack obama

[Cylor]

So did they abandon the "you can only win if you're serving"-rule?

[Zerzera]

i didnt know this was about tennis

[castromarx]

Let's all disagree to agree.

[Zeebu]

i agree with the previous poster's disagreement

[Exalt]

i mean i know im popular, but do you really think about me so much that you add my name into thread titles when u are really talking about mhz? haha

[Cylor]

I'm really talking about you, the whole MetalHeadz thing was a front because he needs attention almost as much as you. And we all know what you two like to stroke every second of each day.

Volleying your balls, cause of a racket.


EDIT:

aight listen

my vet name got range, your like a 0-10 who specs
my shots will get ya head slain when my text bang like cyber sex
my words are too complex, perplex you with writ
so next i will show you who will pay, cuz IM actually legit

you can rape old granny all you want wont change that your a bitch
blow you up like pakastani car bombs with ignition switch
and tell your mom hi, i might flow nice but that bitch is a sick spitter!
she wouldn't Dodgeballs if her back throat was Ben Stiller

your a bad-mother fucker only when that bitch is around
but she prefers a male dog cuz he knows all about the pound
"dude" im blazing your text already mayne and you get girls? your fuckin crazy, insane!
the closest thing you ever got to pussy was obtaining your sex change

and ive got an abusive rhyme at the drop of a dime
which leaves you open minded like i used a tech nine
call me dollar sign, cuz im money with my punchline
you couldnt crunch mine if you were eating coco crisps at lunch-time

im the refined god of the mic and leave your mind roughshod on a spike
cuz the only brains you show is with your head on a pike
this is holocaust in the worst kind, call me third reich
cuz battling you is like Poland vs a blitzkrieg strike

im marquee and you aint much, im sure we all agree
you strech out your lines so much its like 1 next to 3
and yet people see mine, they like "how did he? DAAAAMN G"
and i realize im battling a pussy, but this wasn't much of a cunt-test to me

Wow.


EDIT2:

There's only one thing funnier than the image of you trying to sound out these "rhymes" in your head, and that is MetalHeadz' accent bollocksing these:

One of these days I AM gonna go fishin
Fishin for your durty ass to stop your homo bitchin'

and

What's up Rasaq? Cat got your tongue?
I've heard more noise come outta kangaroo dung!


EDIT3:

Actually, this is definitely the best:

My name is Metal Headz
I rap for intellectuals
People in the house put your hands up for this homosexual.

EDIT4:

No wait, this is definitely it.

this paragraph is full of shit and you call this a flow?
seriously at least add some whit to this garbage hoe
im bout to blow you away with my rhymes call me turbo
never seen this shit before like im a freakin UFO

in rap racial equality is just a dream for a utopian
and you look like the photo negative of an Ethiopian
everytime you rap it just comes out as noise
the fuck? your not some dude from the franchise boys
you go around rhyming and say "oh i think they like me!"
but with your busted ass face its more like "ohh, not likely!"

WOW your shits whack, its a freakin paradox
and you i smack, smokin you like a square of rocks
your head is crack, its worn-out like an old pair of socks
and when I attack 911 wont help cuz i scare the cops

so get out your razor, go ahead open up a vein
cut yourself some lines like your wrist was cocaine
its ok, just claim your insane, claim your a terrorist about to blow up a plane
cuz ill hang you out to dry like your names saddam hussien
and youll be diein hard like my names John Mcclaine

lol and I can guess what hes gonna say, pluck it apart like a tweezer
hes gonna say "blah blah blah quicksand, racka, wark, and izor
but you forget, my names King Exalt, just call me ceasar
I knock out beef like Rocky in the meat freezer

so yeah your done, swallow your words back down your esophagus
and yeah I won, your so bad its perposterous
your rap is undone, like a mummy out the sarcophogus
and i wrote this for fun but my grammar deserves an A plus

[PaulOakenfold]

All my base belongs to
MetalHeadz
All my best friends are
MetalHeadz
The dildos he enjoys have
MetalHeadz
The gayest of men prefer
MetalHeadz

lol bring back emptyquoting

[Zeebu]

like a record baby