i wrestled a bee once

[Jeenyuss]

this thread title is false i have not. my car (pictured below) has recently started working again, just in time for the school year.


today i was filling it up (40 bucks for a full tank suck my dick dreamwin) and a wasp flew really close to me. maybe it was a bee i don't care. i got scared and nearly spilled gas everywhere. however, i persisted and filled my car up and went into the seven eleven to pay and there were two wasp/bees near the register but i had to pay to be just. then i went inside my car and started listening to nwa when i realized that i had tracked a wasp inside the car. i am very afraid of bees/wasps because my brother was deathly allergic when i was young. i am not allergic but i suffer from being a gigantic vagina when it comes to these yellow fucks. i drove all the way home with the windows open but it didn't fly out and now my car's parked outside with the windows rolled down.

i don't know what to do. if i leave the windows rolled down maybe more bees and wasps will go into my car. if i roll them up the wasp will still be in there. there's no easy solution here. pressure drop suggested i put hornets in the car to rid myself of this situation. but then i'd have to deal with hornets.

if this thread falls make it the post your mad tight whip thread please, thanks ph.

[Capital Knockers]

Help us belittle his manhood plz and thx!

[Displaced]

nice car! (p.s. gas is still cheap over there you little whiner)

heres what you do, go back to that seven-eleven, get a can (or twelve, whatever) of baygon, drive back home, close the windows and spray all that baygon inside your car. (try to hold your breath)

that should kill all the wasps/bees, vermin, lice, ticks and whatever other creatures are living in the upholstery of your fine vee-hickle.

p.s. have a nice day jeen.

[Kahlan]

I didn't read the bottom part. Does he explain the helmet? Was he racing that ownage fine automobile?

[Jeenyuss]

Help us belittle his manhood plz and thx!

no shut up. be encouraging.

nice car! (p.s. gas is still cheap over there you little whiner)

heres what you do, go back to that seven-eleven, get a can (or twelve, whatever) of baygon, drive back home, close the windows and spray all that baygon inside your car. (try to hold your breath)

that should kill all the wasps/bees, vermin, lice, ticks and whatever other creatures are living in the upholstery of your fine vee-hickle.

thank you.

if i drive back to seven eleven that means i'd have to drive with the bee which is something i don't think i should do. also i don't know what baygone is. i'm assuming it's a bee killer spray. i don't think i should do that because then my car would smell like dead wasps. the aroma of dead wasps attracts any other wasps within a 50 mile radius and i want to avoid getting more wasps into my car.

I didn't read the bottom part. Does he explain the helmet? Was he racing that ownage fine automobile?

it's a rally car, helmets are recommended.

[gran guerrero]

jeen I feel your pain.

I was once too, wrestled a bee.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I am serious.

I stepped into my friends car to head over to his house, to burn for a bit. He was driving, and when he was making a right turn, he looks at me and is like, "Dude! Don't move! There's a yellow jacket on your shoulder..."

Naturally, I was like "What the fuck," but I made no sudden movements (fucking if only the people in the movies learned), and the bee was just chilling on my shoulder (which I had my college sweater on). We pulled down the windows, turned up the AC, played some Michael Bolton, hell even my friend tried blowing it off. It just wouldn't budge. So... By the time we got to his house (was like a 10-15 minute ride, can't remember; I got extremely stoned after this to forget this moment in my life), the mother fucker stayed on my shoulder as I cautiously moved out of the motor vehicle...

I fucking felt like Dr. Dolittle! I had control over this bee, and was about to unleash it on humanity as if it was the only pokemon in the world.

But, the bee made its move towards my neck. I got scared of mutiny. So, in a very fast motion, without thinking twice, I quickly tore off my sweater unsure where the bee would land. Rapidly, I wrapped the sweater like a wet towel ready to spank somebody. Lucky enough, the cretin somehow got knocked unconscious and was lying on the ground. My friend noticed this, and hurriedly stomped it to death.

Life went on.

I am fortunate enough to tell this tale, and I am glad there are others who survived these atrocious insect-human clinging bastards.

[Displaced]

hmm i thought baygon was an american product (it is!!111oneone), do you recognize the brand RAID?

nevermind, just get some kind of insecticide.

also, forget the seven-eleven, dont you have any kind of convenience store near where you live? (i.e. so you can walk/bike).

also, while there, get a wunderbaum or other brand air freshener for your car, this will solve the dead wasp smell, and your car will smell of pine, mullberries, peaches or even bear feces depending on what smell airfreshener you choose to purchase.

Problem Solved.

[gran guerrero]

jeen is canadian

and raid is more recognizable to me.


BTW I am watching Bizarre Foods, and Andrew Zimmern got pwned by taiwan,

He turned down two dishes back to back.

[Fit of Rage]

I hugged a yellow jacket with my thumb and index finger a couple weeks ago. It exploded with joy and also proceeded to sting my thumb in our everlasting love/hate relationship.

[project dragon]

- Buy deer piss

- Spray in car

- Voila!

[kthx]

I thought PH had already "kong'd" the thread cause hes really cool, but it was real pictures of you in your "car" LOL

[Twerp]

I can't be the only person who thought Jeen was black all this time. You and your danny glover -_-

[Capital Knockers]

I can't be the only person who thought Jeen was black all this time. You and your danny glover -_-

ROFL - I think Jeen likes to THINK he's black when he's done showering in the morning. But seriously, that was one of the best avatar ever + the "I'm too old for this shit". Loved it man :wub:

PS - so where's the update, this better be a tale of spectacularly epic proportions. I want something to read with my morning coffee when I wake up tommorow.

I love your story Gran, you had me clutching my mouse like I was some sort of starved alley cat! (Which also might solve jeens problem, a hungry enough cat would eventually kick the shit out of that bee bro).

EDIT- I see you jeen, you better make this good! Ima run now so i dont read it too early :P

[Money]

lol jeen get in it put the windows up cover up good and smoke that bitch out LOL 3-4 blunts and u wont be able to see ur hand in front of u
haha that prolly wont work but u could try it for fun?


BUG SPRAY spray thoose bastards nest then if u can get it out burn it, let ur car air out ur good

[Cops]

burn that motherfucker down and collect the insurance money....

think about it.