Up until Sept. 14, the official government line was "no recession, everything is okay, what?" - and then suddenly, we were told that the "Paulson Plan" was needed - immediately - or else we would face a financial crisis.
The scare tactic failed. After eight years of Bush, I think people finally caught on - though it took the loss of a chunk of our civil liberties to get the message across.
The front page of the NYT, Monday, Sept. 29. This is the day my blood pressure skyrockets. On Sunday evening, the House had announced it had successfully come up with a revised, 110-page bill. I suppose that they thought they had momentum, figuring the public outrage was over the vaguely authoritarian nature of the original three-page plan.
I guess the NYT figured this too, because they blew their load a bit too early. At some point in the period between the 15th and the 29th, the bailout morphed from the "recession-stopper" that Bush pimped it as.
The byline in the physical newspaper reads, "Opening Step On Long Road". Under that, on my copy, reads "...to Serfdom?" - I penned it in, thinking of F.A. Hayek's book. The mood shifts as the article plays out: "...[the bailout] may not be the last one"... and the culprit? "...arcane investment instruments". "Arcane"? Up until perhaps two years ago, the "arcane" instruments were seen as fool-proof. But the cherry on top is this gem: "Maybe they can restore confidence in the program... It may work, and it could get us through the elections in November." Awesome. The bailout, first portrayed as being the solution to the problem, has suddenly become a stab in the dark - it might work. And even then - only until November. I will be paying taxes for the rest of my life to fund something that worked for... less than a month. Have I ever mentioned that governments are "inefficient"?
I think it's weird - what explains the shift in the NYTimes' opinions of the mortgage-backed securities? When did they suddenly become "arcane"?
I gain insight on Friday. I do not have a copy of the paper with me, but I remember exactly when the spark hit me. It happened as I was reading the op-ed piece by Paul Krugman. If John Maynard Keynes is my economic Anti-Christ, then Krugman is his mainstream-media reincarnation.
...revelation. So this is how these so-called "economists" think: fuck the future, fuck the past, this is the here-and-now, and that's all that matters. Yeah, maybe Paul Krugman was absolutely, horribly wrong in his analysis of the marketplace - but that was then. Apparently, the mere passage of time was all it took for Krugman to magically become correct - if he was continually wrong in the past, why is he correct now? Why, precisely because it is now!
With this in mind, take a look at the NYT circa 1999. The article is about Fannie Mae expanding its purchases of "sub-prime" loans.
In retrospect, the article is infuriating. In the midst of praising Fannie for allowing millions of under-privileged Americans to afford their dream homes, they briefly mention that "oh, yeah, this is sort of risky and in the future they might fail, and the government will have to bail them out", and then they return to citing the wonderful statistics showing the increase in low-income house purchases. Yeah, the house of cards might fall apart... but this is now! Fuck all that "gloom and doom", because the economy's looking good now. And so Clinton is known as the man who helped give low-income citizens their American Dream, and Bush is stuck with the legacy. Have I ever mentioned that politicians tend to make bad decisions because they know they will not be held accountable for their long-term disasters?
By Saturday, the illusion is completely shattered.
Faced with indecision, what did Congress do? Consider their options. If the bailout worked - they would be lauded. If it fails - they'll be looking for new jobs.
If it fails, the rest of us will be trapped in a recession, facing potential ruin and a bleak outlook. But what about our Congressional representatives? Eh... they might not get re-elected. And when that happens, they will sit back and enjoy their guaranteed pensions, health plans, and benefits - courtesy of the taxpayer. Much like Congress has bailed out banks who made stupid decisions, we will be bailing out Congressmen who make stupid decisions.
Perhaps we should remove their "golden parachutes". I'm sure no Congressman would disagree. Especially Barney Frank. When questioned about the ridiculous amounts of pork, what does he have to say? “If you don’t want politics in this process, you probably shouldn’t be handing it over to 535 politicians. That’s democracy.” Well said, Mr. Frank. Well said.
Rep. John Boehner, of Ohio, urged the "yes" vote: "The members have a responsibility to protect the economy.” Perhaps he should be asking who he needs to protect the economy from. Or, even better - since when has Congress become the overlord of the economy? Is a market "free" when it is "protected", against its will, by a self-appointed "guardian"?
When I opened the paper today, I was surprised - the first thing I read was a passage from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged!
Just kidding. But in her novel, the "villains" are the moronic CEO's of politically-connected industries who use political power, not entrepreneurship, to make profits. As the novel progresses, and the world falls apart, they collapse into a bunch of sniveling bitches.
It turns out, the quote wasn't from an Ayn Rand novel - it was from Daniel Mudd, who headed Fannie Mae until very recently.
This man ran a fucking company.
Unlike Steve Jobs at Apple, apparently Daniel Mudd does not a magic crystal ball that tells him what to do. Nor does he have a Greek Oracle who whispers the future in his ear, telling him future market events and trends. Poor baby, he is actually forced to make decisions, why can't he just follow orders? It's just not fair!
I read that quote while sitting at work, and involuntarily said "Fuck you", right there, at the newspaper. You bet the Sunday-morning church crowd took that well.
That the future is unpredictable is a necessary fact of human existence. If we knew the future, the free market would be un-necessary.
But we don't live in such a world, and so how do people know what to produce, in what quantity, for whom? That is the eternal question that every individual in the free market sets out to answer. Yeah, the free market isn't "perfect". Why? Maybe it's because the market is flawed... or maybe, it's because humans aren't fucking psychic.
...
So that's my New York Times rant.
In other news... Massachusetts, recognized for it's progressive step towards Universal Healthcare, is running out of money. No worries, Massachusetts. The market always bounces back. Always. And if it doesn't - then fuck, we'll pass a law forcing it to.
Hopefully, they haven't spent too much time trying to get smokers to quit - because their healthcare is financed in part by a $1 tax on each pack of cigarettes. Of course, since insurers can't discriminate against citizens who have bad health, cigarette smokers can always get the best healthcare - so hell, why quit? Wait, no... smoking is bad, which is why they raised the tax on it. Man... smokers... can't live with 'em, can't finance the rest of the population's healthcare without 'em. In a way I'm glad marijuana's illegal - a government that says and does something wrong is marginally more tolerable than a government thats says one thing wrong while doing another thing wrong.
...
I hope this post was a little bit less rant-ish and a little bit more cohesive. I also hope you enjoy the fact that I just typed a novel's worth of criticism at the New York Times without using the phrase "biased liberal media" once. Oh, shi-
The scare tactic failed. After eight years of Bush, I think people finally caught on - though it took the loss of a chunk of our civil liberties to get the message across.
The front page of the NYT, Monday, Sept. 29. This is the day my blood pressure skyrockets. On Sunday evening, the House had announced it had successfully come up with a revised, 110-page bill. I suppose that they thought they had momentum, figuring the public outrage was over the vaguely authoritarian nature of the original three-page plan.
I guess the NYT figured this too, because they blew their load a bit too early. At some point in the period between the 15th and the 29th, the bailout morphed from the "recession-stopper" that Bush pimped it as.
The byline in the physical newspaper reads, "Opening Step On Long Road". Under that, on my copy, reads "...to Serfdom?" - I penned it in, thinking of F.A. Hayek's book. The mood shifts as the article plays out: "...[the bailout] may not be the last one"... and the culprit? "...arcane investment instruments". "Arcane"? Up until perhaps two years ago, the "arcane" instruments were seen as fool-proof. But the cherry on top is this gem: "Maybe they can restore confidence in the program... It may work, and it could get us through the elections in November." Awesome. The bailout, first portrayed as being the solution to the problem, has suddenly become a stab in the dark - it might work. And even then - only until November. I will be paying taxes for the rest of my life to fund something that worked for... less than a month. Have I ever mentioned that governments are "inefficient"?
I think it's weird - what explains the shift in the NYTimes' opinions of the mortgage-backed securities? When did they suddenly become "arcane"?
I gain insight on Friday. I do not have a copy of the paper with me, but I remember exactly when the spark hit me. It happened as I was reading the op-ed piece by Paul Krugman. If John Maynard Keynes is my economic Anti-Christ, then Krugman is his mainstream-media reincarnation.
Originally posted by http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/03/opinion/03krugman.html
With this in mind, take a look at the NYT circa 1999. The article is about Fannie Mae expanding its purchases of "sub-prime" loans.
In retrospect, the article is infuriating. In the midst of praising Fannie for allowing millions of under-privileged Americans to afford their dream homes, they briefly mention that "oh, yeah, this is sort of risky and in the future they might fail, and the government will have to bail them out", and then they return to citing the wonderful statistics showing the increase in low-income house purchases. Yeah, the house of cards might fall apart... but this is now! Fuck all that "gloom and doom", because the economy's looking good now. And so Clinton is known as the man who helped give low-income citizens their American Dream, and Bush is stuck with the legacy. Have I ever mentioned that politicians tend to make bad decisions because they know they will not be held accountable for their long-term disasters?
By Saturday, the illusion is completely shattered.
Is it, though, in “the best interest of the American people?” I hope so — but I don’t really know. And neither does anyone in Congress. That is what makes this so hard for everyone who has to answer to constituents. Putting $700 billion of taxpayers’ money at risk could turn out to be our salvation — in which case they’ll be heroes — or it could turn out to be a giant mistake — in which case they’ll be looking for new jobs.
If it fails, the rest of us will be trapped in a recession, facing potential ruin and a bleak outlook. But what about our Congressional representatives? Eh... they might not get re-elected. And when that happens, they will sit back and enjoy their guaranteed pensions, health plans, and benefits - courtesy of the taxpayer. Much like Congress has bailed out banks who made stupid decisions, we will be bailing out Congressmen who make stupid decisions.
Perhaps we should remove their "golden parachutes". I'm sure no Congressman would disagree. Especially Barney Frank. When questioned about the ridiculous amounts of pork, what does he have to say? “If you don’t want politics in this process, you probably shouldn’t be handing it over to 535 politicians. That’s democracy.” Well said, Mr. Frank. Well said.
Rep. John Boehner, of Ohio, urged the "yes" vote: "The members have a responsibility to protect the economy.” Perhaps he should be asking who he needs to protect the economy from. Or, even better - since when has Congress become the overlord of the economy? Is a market "free" when it is "protected", against its will, by a self-appointed "guardian"?
When I opened the paper today, I was surprised - the first thing I read was a passage from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged!
Just kidding. But in her novel, the "villains" are the moronic CEO's of politically-connected industries who use political power, not entrepreneurship, to make profits. As the novel progresses, and the world falls apart, they collapse into a bunch of sniveling bitches.
It turns out, the quote wasn't from an Ayn Rand novel - it was from Daniel Mudd, who headed Fannie Mae until very recently.
"Almost noone expected what was coming. It's not fair to blame us for not predicting the unthinkable!"
Unlike Steve Jobs at Apple, apparently Daniel Mudd does not a magic crystal ball that tells him what to do. Nor does he have a Greek Oracle who whispers the future in his ear, telling him future market events and trends. Poor baby, he is actually forced to make decisions, why can't he just follow orders? It's just not fair!
I read that quote while sitting at work, and involuntarily said "Fuck you", right there, at the newspaper. You bet the Sunday-morning church crowd took that well.
That the future is unpredictable is a necessary fact of human existence. If we knew the future, the free market would be un-necessary.
But we don't live in such a world, and so how do people know what to produce, in what quantity, for whom? That is the eternal question that every individual in the free market sets out to answer. Yeah, the free market isn't "perfect". Why? Maybe it's because the market is flawed... or maybe, it's because humans aren't fucking psychic.
...
So that's my New York Times rant.
In other news... Massachusetts, recognized for it's progressive step towards Universal Healthcare, is running out of money. No worries, Massachusetts. The market always bounces back. Always. And if it doesn't - then fuck, we'll pass a law forcing it to.
Hopefully, they haven't spent too much time trying to get smokers to quit - because their healthcare is financed in part by a $1 tax on each pack of cigarettes. Of course, since insurers can't discriminate against citizens who have bad health, cigarette smokers can always get the best healthcare - so hell, why quit? Wait, no... smoking is bad, which is why they raised the tax on it. Man... smokers... can't live with 'em, can't finance the rest of the population's healthcare without 'em. In a way I'm glad marijuana's illegal - a government that says and does something wrong is marginally more tolerable than a government thats says one thing wrong while doing another thing wrong.
...
I hope this post was a little bit less rant-ish and a little bit more cohesive. I also hope you enjoy the fact that I just typed a novel's worth of criticism at the New York Times without using the phrase "biased liberal media" once. Oh, shi-
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