Alien Technology

[Xog]

This is the super-cool thread of alien technology.

Suppose we were visited by friendly aliens and were enlightened on new metals, chemicals, and other sorts. What kind of technology would you like to see?

Would you want to be immortal if the option was available? nano-cells that destroy viruses, bad bacteria, and rebuild your body if something happens (get an arm cut off? LOL REGEN! Lung cancer? LOL CURE! Organ failure? LOL NANO-CELLS ACTIVATE!) would be awesome!

Invisibility?
The ability to learn something instantly (matrix style??? KUNG FU!)
Teleportation / warping!?
traveling at the speed of light? faster??
phaser weapons!?
garage sales?
time travel??

what would u want to see?

[castromarx]

mushrooms.:clover:

[Heroin Bob]

all gay people eradicated from the Earth.


That includes Ellen.

[Xog]

mushrooms.:clover:

im actually waiting for my dealer to get to my house for my eighth

[riske]

Yea, aliens that are advanced enough to meet us would have to have been around for a long ass time, so they must have the best drugs.

[project dragon]

project dr> ?buy alien technology
+----------------------------------+
| Alien Technology                 |
+------------------+--------+------+-+-------+----------+-----+------+----------------------------------+
| Item Name        | Buy    | Sell   | Exp   | Ships    | Max | Ammo | Item Description                 |
+------------------+--------+--------+-------+----------+-----+------+----------------------------------+
| Antideath        | 250k   | 25k    | 7770  | 12345678 | 1   | 0    | Revives a ship where it died     |
| Parasite         | 30k    | 1      | 10000 | 12345678 | 1   | 0    | Hinders your ship to produce.... |
| Baryon Injector  | 3M     | 800k   | 25000 | 1234567  | 1   | 0    | Ludicrous speed                  |
| Temporal Core    | 3M     | 800k   | 25000 | 1234567  | 1   | 0    | Unsurpassed reactor              |
| Adamantine Shell | 3M     | 800k   | 25000 | 1234567  | 1   | 0    | Solid armor                      |
+------------------+--------+--------+-------+----------+-----+------+----------------------------------+

[Jeenyuss]

Yea, aliens that are advanced enough to meet us would have to have been around for a long ass time, so they must have the best drugs.

or their brains are so advanced that maybe they realize all you need to be happy in life is god and jesus christ our saviour

[Bioture]

or their brains are so advanced that maybe they realize all you need to be happy in life is god and jesus christ our saviour

already got people like that... no need for aliens to get involved now



Also, I imagine they'd bring their second iteration Advanced Retaliation and Reinforcement Operations Goliath Alpha Neutron Tank (ARROGANT 2) to kill us all.

[RednaZ]

Only thing we need is a food replicator, everybody can have a full belly!

[Zerzera]

Only thing we need is a food replicator, everybody can have a full belly!

a cure for obesity.

[DankNuggets]

a cure for obesity.

actually, yes it could. assuming it made foods healty and still taste like awesomeness.


If aliens came I'd like to see them somehow prove the existance of God. Like if they looked nothing like us, spoke no language, but somehow whipped out a Gideon's Bible and let out an Amen!

Now that would be something! Prove that aliens AND God exist in one sweeping mindfuck for earth.

random thought popping into my head: I wonder if I can send in an experiment to NASA to get them to grow weed in the space station, and see what getting high is like in space. imagine if we had lunar kush

[Doc Flabby]

a cure for obesity.

Hopefully the credit cruchy nut will solve that one.