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    Man Kills Black Bear with a stick

    and a handful of determination

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-prove-it.html

    'All I saw was eyes full of hatred,' he said afterwards.
    'She kind of stood there and shook it off, like she was stunned. I realised if I didn't continue the attack she would knock me to the ground again and I would not get up.

    'I swung my piece of wood like a sledgehammer driving spikes and I kept swinging till she was lying flat on the ground and there was blood coming out of her nose.'
    YES.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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    Dude looks like Dr. Phil.
    Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
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    2:BLeeN> veh yes
    (Overstrand)>no
    2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
    2:BLeeN> ok then no
    :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
    (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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    • #3
      Righteous!

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      • #4
        Poor bear.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #5
          Plenty of men in the world, too few bears, let's hang him.
          "People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."

          "Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you." Seijuro Hiko

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          • #6
            The coolest thing about it was that he not only killed one big bear, but in effect 2 baby bears because they couldn't survive. 3 for 1 well done!

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            • #7
              Kill 3 bears with 1 stick.
              Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
              Message has been sent to online moderators
              2:BLeeN> veh yes
              (Overstrand)>no
              2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
              2:BLeeN> ok then no
              :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
              (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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              • #8
                Originally posted by RednaZ View Post
                Plenty of men in the world, too few bears, let's hang him.
                I wanted to post this.
                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    Stephen Colbert must be having a party
                    7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                    7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                    7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                    1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                    7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                    7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                    1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                    1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                    • #11
                      Yeah, I agree with you all because if a black bear was charging at me I would have the sense to say "Hey, Mrs. angry-going-to-rip-my-intestines-out black bear. You are more important to our ecosystem than I am, so please be gentle as your bite through my scalp and shred the skin off of my bones."
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                      • #12
                        Holy shit, this seems right out of a comic book or some computer Rpg. His strength, tactics, and macing skills all went up </nerd>

                        On the different side, someone posted a comment that they were on the side of the bear. Lol WTF?
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                        • #13
                          people should never be in this situation.
                          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                          • #14
                            'I said, in effect, bring it on sweetie,'

                            Edit:
                            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...lands-her.html


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                            rofl

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                            • #15
                              i guess you could say that the bear was... pummeled?


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