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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
I saw it. I didn't really like it. It just seemed poorly written and the story poorly developed. It was entertaining I suppose, since I literally had nothing else to do that night, but I'd consider other options before choosing this, personally.JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it
turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath
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it was bad. not that I go to movies like these for the dialogue anyway, but the action scenes seem very awkward for some reason.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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They wasted a lot of time on bullshit scenes. For instance, [spoiler]they had a 4-5 minute scene of Max Payne driving all the way to this abandoned storage facility to look for a file. And the only information he got from this file was that the company's logo had a wing on it. [spoiler] I mean seriously, there were about 50 or so different locations in this movie.
Watch RockNRolla instead. If you're a fan of Guy Ritchie, like myself, you'll enjoy it. It's basically just Snatch II or Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels III. Whatever way you want to look at it.Comment
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Worst movie I've seen all year. Mark Wahlburg let me down by making this movie. I was expecting some good action scenes, at least. Not a single one in the entire movie. I was actually pretty angry after I saw this movie.Comment
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I'm so fucking tired of British gangster films. Layer Cake has the distinguished place of being the worst movie I've seen in 2008, and I'm not sure I want to see the new Ritchie film surpass it (especially since I thought Lock, Stock... was a fairly good movie).Comment
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i want to see rocknrollaOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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yeah, I expect these sorts of movies to be pretty bad, but this was a serious letdown. no real redeeming qualities except for the occasional badass shotgun-makes-dude-fly-twenty-feet shot in slow motion, but even then, they seem to overdo that to a degree where it's not even cool by the end of the filmComment
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how much payne would you say this movie caused your psycheOriginally posted by WardComment
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so you're saying i shouldn't go see it
i might take your advice
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meh, coulda/shoulda been so much better.Displaced> I get pussy every day
Displaced> I'm rich
Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
Thors> prolly
Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!
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