Originally posted by Squeezer
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edit- *still wouldn't, because I would have stopped caring past age 40
EDIT2: I would only have a day as him because my heart would give out from going on a fuck frenzy. Yea, that'd be the dumbest thing in the world- to let me have access to loads of money and hot models to fuck with even for a day. You would see me as Hef on the news about how I died in a 18-way after consecutively impregnating 63 women on a slowly rotating fountain of lime green jello, marsh mellows and fondue. And that shit would be in the air, being flown around the US by 4 helicopters. Cross-country fucking, what a way for the heart to explode.
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