LB/PH 2012- Megman and Maxi Pads

[Liquid Blue]

What more could you ask for


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flexi-wings, yessir


flexible and ready for any threat, no matter how "heavy" the weather gets

[Liquid Blue]

You know I always think of the blue liquid they use in Maxi pad commercials when I see your name. How weird is that?

yes

we

can

[Liquid Blue]

PH come give an inspiring speech

[PH]

mY FELLOW FORUMERICANs (lol)

for too long have we allowed the white man to oppress us, to walk all over us, to keep us bound and shackled. the white man has used fear to control us, believing that we are ignorant to our own strength in numbers. young, old, fat, skinny, tall, short, the white man cares not. he's enslaved us all.



think about it, brothers and sisters. you're not as low as he's led you to believe. take a look around. how many of us do you see? now how many of him do you see? together, we are unstoppable. together, we can break these chains and rise up against the white devil. together, we will be heard. but ONLY together can we build a stairway to the bright future that we all seek, that we all DESERVE! ONLY together can we repair the damage done to our people and secure our freedom for generations to come!



they can't stop all of us. the path to glory is open. do the right thing.



thank you and goodnight.

p "maxi pad" h

[HateTheFake]

Ph may have you believe hes for the black community. But is he really?



He cant be trusted.

Paid for by the Free Republic Of Forums.

[Liquid Blue]

HTF sounds like he's apart of a little thing I like to call "anti-America".

Look at my great community work in the past-

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...hlight=America

[paradise!]

thread lost it's funny-ness after the black megaman guy. After that, pretty much downhill, maxi-pads prolly sped that up.

[Liquid Blue]

don't hate on our symbols of freedom

[PH]

thread lost it's funny-ness after the black megaman guy. After that, pretty much downhill, maxi-pads prolly sped that up.

well, looks like he got us folks. the master of comedy himself just absolutely wrecked our campaign.

[Liquid Blue]

my fRIENds

today we stand uPOn a new dawn

a new era of AmeRICa

oUR economy is in SHambles

our FORuM community is beset on all siDES by anti-aMERicans and the traitorous LEFT...vegans and euroPEEans as well


Stocks are CRAshing and Bill Cosby is OLD AS SHIT now

I mean seriously, our jello spokesman can't DIE?! wHO's going to tell our fuTuRE generATIONS about j-e-ll-o?

my fRIEnds, changE is coming

change is here

and that CHANge, is in the fORm of two postERS who will do whatever it takes, to CURE OUR COUNTRY, CURE OUR FORUMS, AND KILL GAYS- I mean, uh KILL TERRORISTS




so here's what I'm going to do America

My partner PH and I (pure hatred of terrorists, a maverick maxi pad if there's ever been one) are going to get AMERICA back on the right track. 3 THINGS, we're starting off with 3 things to get our feet wet in the puddle of CHANGE

1)WE'RE PULLING OUT OF IRAQ
2)PUNCHING AIG TOP EXECS IN THE FACE
3)STEALING CANADA

That's right folks, you heard me- and this is why those 3 things are going to make us once again A NATION TO BE FEARED AND RESPECTED

1) WE'RE PULLING OUT OF IRAQ

FUCK iraq, we're not doing shit there anymore. It's a clusterfuck, and no one else running is willing to say that except PH and I. FUCK slow withdrawals, we're AMERICA- we do shit big and we do it fast. We're pulling out every single troop we have there, and bringing them home. What are we going to do then with those troops? Give them a little bit of time to visit their families (impregnate their wives, we need those future soliders and citizens of AMERIKA)- then they're going polar bear hunting. YOU KNOW WHY? Because polar bears house terrorists in the north pole, that's why. THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T FIND OSAMA, THEY'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG FUCKING PLACE. Fuck, we're going to bomb every polar bear baby and choke every polar bear mother until we find OSAMA. BAM- OSAMA FOUND AND WE'RE DONE WITH IRAQ- THIS SHIT IS TOO EZ


2)PUNCHING AIG TOP EXECS IN THE FACE

They have those swank ass parties during this economic crisis and they don't invite us BLUE COLLAR, HARD WORKING FOLKS?! Well fuck those guys, they aren't PRO-AMERICA. We're going to get their names, drive to their houses, and take turns punching them in the face. ALL of them. Then we're going to auction their shit, give that wealth to the people they screwed, and sell their fucking houses. Any other punk in a suit trying to fuck the common man gets the same treatment- plus we get millions to appease the civilians temporarily while we deal with the crisis long term. BAM- ECONOMY FIXED, THANK ME LATER I HAVE SHIT TO DO

3)STEALING CANADA

THEY HAVE NICE SHIT, WE'RE TAKING IT. Their forum posters are way to fucking educated, we need those motherfuckers down here to help us with that economic long-term shit, They have alot of buildings and shit we can sell and make money off of and fuck- they have helathcare! That shit isn't too bad, either! You're worried about healthcare? Not anymore, that shit is ours now, you're good to go! You want more land? We just stole a shit ton of nice property up north, go get it and spend those american dollars! Who's going to stop us, seriously? It's there for the taking, fuck it. ALSO, we get great numbers of internet people to fucking fix this sloppy base of forum power! PH is knee-deep up in that decadent, disgusting dirty shit- he knows!


We're going to fix this my fRIENDS, change is coming.

LB/PH 2012

[duel pasta]

by far, one of the better threads out here since a long while!

albeit I'm an euroPEEan, you got my vote! I'm all hears!

[Facetious]

i really dont want canada

[DankNuggets]

canda's nice but it's cold

what are your plans for cuba?
(and maybe mexico, idk seems like a bad deal there too)


what about nuclear proliferation? we're starting to fall behind, i want nukes pointed at every other country, and possibly a few pointed at ourselves incase some liberal terrorists take over our country and we need to do some re-adjusting.


edit: oh yeah BOom ByE bYE in a bati boi heAD

[HateTheFake]

i really dont want canada

this

[Liquid Blue]

canda's nice but it's cold

Not as cold as the hearts of thOse DAMN LIBERALS who want to kill our babies and bring SOCIALISM TO THE WHITE TOILET BOWL

what are your plans for cuba?
(and maybe mexico, idk seems like a bad deal there too)

Cuba is where we will strap bombs onto parrots backs (falcons too) and train them to deliver a speedy, feathery straight jab of justice to our enemies across all borders and lands

we'll also start testing "anime torture" by making our enemies watch reruns of "YuGiOh" until they give up their secrets

Mexico wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't for all the corruption and shit- that's where PH will come in; he's a master of Foreign relations and will work with the mexican government to make their country less shitty, and our Taco Bell establishments much better as well.

what about nuclear proliferation? we're starting to fall behind, i want nukes pointed at every other country, and possibly a few pointed at ourselves incase some liberal terrorists take over our country and we need to do some re-adjusting.


edit: oh yeah BOom ByE bYE in a bati boi heAD

Way ahead of you, homie. We already have nukes pointed at EVERY SINGLE AMERCIAN HOUSE just in case someone turns traitor

only PH and I have the launch codes though, no worries

LB/PH 2012!!!~~~