Halloween Costumes

[paradise!]

last year was pretty stupid, I had this bitch of a teacher who assigned us some 3-page overnight paper. Took out the laptop, dressed in my mom's very very very very old 90s style faux fur jacket, and typed that shit up on my porch. I monitored people, and let them get a handful of some bomb ass jolly ranchers/starbursts/snickers bar medley. I pretty much raped the living shit out of that paper.

Had some pretty hot neighbor chicks come by dressed as whores, i mean "witches". Also had 1 really annoying kid who asked me if the snickers were "chewy" or "kinda crunchychewy like uhm together". LOL 1st time i backhanded a child, sad day.

[Dabram]

someone remind me who wrote that post

also we are celebrating two friends birthdays co-oping with halloween tomorrow, so with some luck I might be able to post some pics on saturday :wub:

here u go
http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...4&postcount=44


it's also my dad's birthday today, wow!!

[genocidal]

to: king of paradix

last year was pretty stupid, I had this bitch of a teacher who assigned us some 3-page overnight paper. Took out the laptop, dressed in my mom's very very very very old 90s style faux fur jacket, and typed that shit up on my porch. I monitored people, and let them get a handful of some bomb ass jolly ranchers/starbursts/snickers bar medley. I pretty much raped the living shit out of that paper.

Had some pretty hot neighbor chicks come by dressed as whores, i mean "witches". Also had 1 really annoying kid who asked me if the snickers were "chewy" or "kinda crunchychewy like uhm together". LOL 1st time i backhanded a child, sad day.

y u hav very intrrsting hallwaeen story, plz share more ofton:elvis: :unsure: :shuriken:

[Lizard Fuel]

ph didn't someone like NewbOfTW or something post that last year (without the pic)?

I'm not doing much, pretty much what kahlan is doing, except I'm gonna be the Philly Phanatic

Fuck the phillies btw, they just have a cool looking mascot

[Vykromond]

original post had the pic too that's the best part

[Cops]

ph didn't someone like NewbOfTW or something post that last year (without the pic)?

I'm not doing much, pretty much what kahlan is doing, except I'm gonna be the Philly Phanatic

Fuck the phillies btw, they just have a cool looking mascot

I think a guy, probably 13 said he was going out for Halloween with a girl dressed up like that.

edit:

I've got a decent Halloween story, so I went out last night to pub night at my school. I showed up at my friends house to pre-drink, she's a chick and her boyfriend is in the same program as me. Cool people, we got loaded before we hit the pub. Anyways the chicks roommate knows me, she has me on facebook but the bitch doesn't acknowledge me or my buddies presence, ever. Anyways I talked to my friends roommate and apparently the girls a self conceded hoe, she's like this with everyone. I've done nothing but been nice to this girl. skip ahead 3 hours, the bartenders are all friends of ours so instead of paying for drinks i just tipped and I got anything I wanted except cans.

So we're in the middle of the dance floor and me and my buddy are talking and she's there, I looked over her and said 'how's it going', and she stopped dead and said 'can you fuck off please'. My buddy was like 'what the fuck?'. I was like whatever and walked away. My friend that is her roommate left with her boyfriend. We waited an hour and then headed back to their house to grab our beer and jackets. Before I left their house I left that cunt a little present. I pissed on her door handle and tried to take a dump right outside her door. I couldn't shit, too much alcohol, but I did manage to leave a brown streak all over the front of her door. We started walking when I realized the shit was too far so I doubled back, grabbed a towel and wiped it off. Leaving a shit rag outside her door. We started walking home again and I was like, 'oh shit she's gonna find the shit rag'. So I doubled back again and grabbed the shit rag and ran out of the house as quick as I fucking could. I dropped that sucker in the middle of the street then got myself a tasty chicken shawarma.

I did remember to wash my hands tbh

[Bioture]

going as hard gay

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

[Vehicle]

Was about to call you a faggot PH, glad that got cleared up.

Cops, that was one of the shittiest stories I've ever read, second only to paradise's.

I'm being Sarah Palin tonight and a penguin tomorrow.

[Capital Knockers]

Cops, the shit wasn't too far - going back twice was bud

I don't dress up really, I just call myself a hippie and people believe it. Someone in class today suggested I go as Dave Grohl, so if any cuties ask why I'm not dressed up, I'll say I am, as him. My bar I work at is really pimped out decoration wise, so I hope to take lots of pictures and maybe have some cool ones to post on here later. First Halloween at a bar actually, band playing and everything, should be fun. More fun if I wasn't working ^-^

Anyhow, Happy Halloween everyone, be safe, and have a good time.

[Cops]

best part is her facebook status is 'is my ceiling leaking??'

[Squeezer]

I went to school in Hula girl outfit. Will be wearing it tonite and upload pics if I ever manage.

[Soup du Jour]

Abraham Lincoln

[Da1andonly]

don't have any good photos yet, only these two :P

[Displaced]

ROFL DA1 :wub:

[duel pasta]

I wasnt planning to do anything but 30 minutes before we left for the party I felt like I had to do SOMETHING, and this is the shitty result




BTW: I was the fucking only one to go to that party all "dressed up", so imagine 250 normal casual looking people and then me like that ^ .. shit was gay