Halloween Costumes

[paradise!]

I think a guy, probably 13 said he was going out for Halloween with a girl dressed up like that.

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I've got a decent Halloween story, so I went out last night to pub night at my school. I showed up at my friends house to pre-drink, she's a chick and her boyfriend is in the same program as me. Cool people, we got loaded before we hit the pub. Anyways the chicks roommate knows me, she has me on facebook but the bitch doesn't acknowledge me or my buddies presence, ever. Anyways I talked to my friends roommate and apparently the girls a self conceded hoe, she's like this with everyone. I've done nothing but been nice to this girl. skip ahead 3 hours, the bartenders are all friends of ours so instead of paying for drinks i just tipped and I got anything I wanted except cans.

So we're in the middle of the dance floor and me and my buddy are talking and she's there, I looked over her and said 'how's it going', and she stopped dead and said 'can you fuck off please'. My buddy was like 'what the fuck?'. I was like whatever and walked away. My friend that is her roommate left with her boyfriend. We waited an hour and then headed back to their house to grab our beer and jackets. Before I left their house I left that cunt a little present. I pissed on her door handle and tried to take a dump right outside her door. I couldn't shit, too much alcohol, but I did manage to leave a brown streak all over the front of her door. We started walking when I realized the shit was too far so I doubled back, grabbed a towel and wiped it off. Leaving a shit rag outside her door. We started walking home again and I was like, 'oh shit she's gonna find the shit rag'. So I doubled back again and grabbed the shit rag and ran out of the house as quick as I fucking could. I dropped that sucker in the middle of the street then got myself a tasty chicken shawarma.

I did remember to wash my hands tbh

roflmao. You urinated on the door handle. woowww. Were you high when you thought of this. WHAT KIND OF A NORMAL PERSON TRIES TO SHIT IN FRONT OF SOMEONES DOOR.

[Cops]

I've been watching too much it's always sunny in philadelphia, nah i was just hammered

I'm glad i wiped the shit off, I like to party at my friends house and she would have totally known it was me that did it to her. It might be a party house but around 2-3 am only a few people are in the house and some dude saw me walk down the stairs at one point.

[Kolar]

roflmao. You urinated on the door handle. woowww. Were you high when you thought of this. WHAT KIND OF A NORMAL PERSON TRIES TO SHIT IN FRONT OF SOMEONES DOOR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkenness

[Cops]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkenness

don't use your toothbrush,

[Capital Knockers]

don't use your toothbrush,

lol! this is something you might like cops

http://www.mindtoss.com/2008/06/03/s...-dollar-beers/

[Cops]

If that can keep my beer cold I'm sold. I'd go see a baseball game and just get completely trashed then put that bad boy in a backpack. Put a decent shirt on and not look like a fat ass.

:thumbsup:

I'm not the cheapest motherfucker out there but not only is beer $9-10 at a baseball game it's also shit beer. If I was paying three times what it cost for decent beer then maybe I'd swallow the cost but $10 for a can of bud or bud light? No fucking way. Concerts are just as bad, I usually have to drink heavily beforehand including in the line up to door.

[Pummel]

[Xog]

I was a victorian vampire thingy, my friend albe was the dude from Run DMC, traci's mom was Pedro from that movie drawing a blank, and sammy was a pot head (not unusual by any means)



the girls


they do this all the time lol

[Xog]

(continued)


after a few it got a lil fun







we went to another party after a while

[HateTheFake]

I was a victorian vampire thingy, my friend albe was the dude from Run DMC, traci's mom was Pedro from that movie drawing a blank, and sammy was a pot head (not unusual by any means)



the girls


they do this all the time lol

i disapprove of these pics, only Kahlan likes girls over 200 lbs

[STRIP3S]

i was wolverine. most mistook me as pikachu which was kinda gay but i still got my game on with the ladies so it was allll goooood.

[Kahlan]

I disapprove of that comment, htf. Never over 200 lbs. Most was a girl who was 5'8 175. But most of it was in her bra. And she had a badonkadonk.

[Stylez]

I was three different things for Halloween... I'll post some pics... I'm the dark haired mofo, the other guy is my boy Greg...

-Vampires-

[Stylez]

-Bloody Surgeons-

[Stylez]

-Robots (self made)-