European has potato surgically removed from ass

[HateTheFake]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.



http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...3&in_page_id=2

[Money]

European potato stuffing

[Spikester]

European potato stuffing

ha ha ?

[Money]

all of Europe except Finland of course

[Vehicle]

There's a Chuck Palahniuk book, I think maybe Choke or Haunted, probably Choke, that goes into vivid detail about all the sorts of items people stick in their ass. Apparently, as the nurse in this article noted, it's commonplace for people to end up in the ER after 'falling' on all sorts of fruits/vegetables/inanimate/animate objects.

What's cute is that this guy is the member of the clergy. Just buy a dildo if you want some shit other than shit in your ass.

[Jerome Scuggs]

godamnit every time someone mentions that book i immediately am greeted with all those mental images that i otherwise try to suppress 24/7/365. should have never read that book. "guts" amirite

[Salubrious]

It was a one in a million shot, doc.







DA NANANANANANNANANA ASSMAAAAAN

[Money]

first off who hangs curtains naked
second why was a potato on the floor?
and third hes full of shit.

[Troll King]

No, he's full of potato. Didn't you read the article?

[HateTheFake]

No, he's full of potato. Didn't you read the article?

rofl

[Fluffz]

There's a Chuck Palahniuk book, I think maybe Choke or Haunted, probably Choke, that goes into vivid detail about all the sorts of items people stick in their ass.

He also describes how someone plugs his ass on the underwater pool drainage and gets parts of his bowel sucke out. After a while the guy needs air but his bowels are still sucked out and stuck in the drainage so he bites it in half to get free. Good stuff.

[Galleleo]

Someone once posted that bit on these forums..

it makes me never even want to get close to his book.