New Religion for TWers

[MaGi kOz]

In the beginning Priit created the pubs and the elim. The zone was without players and staffers, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Priit was moving over the face of the arenas.

And Priit said, "Let there be staffers"; and there was staff. " And Priit saw that the staff was good; and Priit separated the staff from the newbies. Priit called the staff vets, and the newbies he called n00b.

Praise be to Priit

[McVicar]

You spend too much time reading pub chat..

[DankNuggets]

In the beginning Priit created the pubs and the elim. The zone was without players and staffers, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Priit was moving over the face of the arenas.

And Priit said, "Let there be staffers"; and there was staff. " And Priit saw that the staff was good; and Priit separated the staff from the newbies. Priit called the staff vets, and the newbies he called n00b.

Praise be to Priit...

Your god is dead, last seen generations ago.

Some claim to talk to him, but many prayers go unanswerd. His disciples are no more; some have left, some still persist in absencia, but none preach the word as it was told. The religion has become a mockery at best, it's followers wantonly "cable pulling" and "lag inducing" in a perversion of what was once an honorable test of faith.

The followers have split into factions, warring among themselves. "Duelers" and "basers" hurling vitrolic epithets and taunting with macros of sin. No longer left in the guidance of a omniscient hand, the religion sputters towards indifference and irrelevance. No longer do the sheep have shepard to guide them.

Repressed, idle, and increasingly appetent, the people clamoured for guidance. The clerics were quick to give the people an opium they could stomach, and lo, the "bots" were fed to the public to appease their grumbling stomachs and keep their minds engaged. Sated at first, the seed of unbridled ambition and greed was planted. Soon, the people would tire of the old drug their former luminaries had supplied. A new, more potent drug would have to supplant their tired "bots". A harbinger of events to come has already arrived. The people, distracted, fail to notice. Change is on the way, the smell is in the air, and our hairs are standing on end...




to be continued

[Volcs]

Lol! Continue!

[Stompa]

In fact, it is mostly people without faith who are theologians. Why? Because at heart, they don't even understand faith. They are just sociopaths who want to engage in the sophomoric task of understanding faith by making a logical sense of it. They take great joys in pointing out the inconsistencies and historical fallacies of the beliefs that constitute other people's innermost sanctuary and see nothing wrong with wasting their lives pursuing the essentially impossible and utterly fruitless task of understanding the Will of the Divine. They are either the children of bitter pagan philosophers who went hiding in the vestment of the priest, or worse yet, puny dictators who feel the need to reinforce their shaky faith with the armor of logic.

[MaGi kOz]

In fact, it is mostly people without faith who are theologians. Why? Because at heart, they don't even understand faith. They are just sociopaths who want to engage in the sophomoric task of understanding faith by making a logical sense of it. They take great joys in pointing out the inconsistencies and historical fallacies of the beliefs that constitute other people's innermost sanctuary and see nothing wrong with wasting their lives pursuing the essentially impossible and utterly fruitless task of understanding the Will of the Divine. They are either the children of bitter pagan philosophers who went hiding in the vestment of the priest, or worse yet, puny dictators who feel the need to reinforce their shaky faith with the armor of logic.

so you're sayiiiiiiing..............

[PH]

oH GOD YES I FINALLY GET TO MOVE A RELIGION THREAD TO USELESS CRAP

[Vykromond]

[Stompa]

so you're sayiiiiiiing..............

I'm saying COPYPASTA/TROLLING