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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
    hey chop
    sup jeeny

    told you telcat for the save!

    wondering who's gonna post that mp3 of her singing britney spears
    8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
    8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
    8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
    8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Aquatiq View Post
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Telcat
      WIN!
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #18
        rofl aquatiq

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        • #19
          Originally posted by E sharp View Post
          Hi.

          So wait, is one nipple moderately content, and the other is really sad? Or just random choice in smilies?
          7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
          7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
          7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

          1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

          7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
          7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

          1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
          1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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          • #20
            one nipple is a lazy eye
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by schope View Post
              wondering who's gonna post that mp3 of her singing britney spears
              call me papa john because i deliver.

              http://www.sendspace.com/file/q5ooyl
              Originally posted by Tone
              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
              Originally posted by the_paul
              Gargle battery acid fuckface
              Originally posted by Material Girl
              I tried downloading a soundcard

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              • #22
                solid tits

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                • #23
                  schope I like your signature
                  Originally posted by paradise!
                  pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                  1:Reaver> HALP
                  1:Reaver> HELELP
                  1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                  1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Fluffz View Post
                    my grandpa has more modern curtains.
                    Word.
                    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
                    i just wish it was longer
                    Originally posted by Cops
                    it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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