Originally posted by Liquid Blue
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I haven't watched this shitty show since it came out, I think I was in like 7th grade when it did come out
your theory fails, good sirMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by stargazer. View PostI have an idea.
Survivor Baffin island:
12 americans must survive in -40oF/-40oC temperatures, avoid polar bears, and try not to eat each other.
Give them a spear to kill seals and a 50 cal DE with one bullet for bears.
within one week, they'd have turned to canabalism, using the gun to shoot the first victim, not waiting for someone to actually starve to death.
week two ends abruptly as an orca breaches the ice burg, knocking everyone in for a private luncheon with "killer" whales..fffffffff_____
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