So I was pretty much convinced Volcom <ER> was the devil after she tried to talk about tampons. Now I'm utterly certain. It appears that her giant tampon isn't soaking in enough mentration it apparently needs while wearing form-fitting suits, so shes upping the 'carriage caprees' by 20+ %. Supposedly that's like a 39 dollar increase in caprees.
TrenchWars Cuntpluggers and one other bad tampons haven't agreed to plug the increase so far, so last night I see a scrolling message along the lines of
"ALERT!! ALERT!! The chat you are typing will not be available after tonight, along with 6 other chats. If you want to keep typing these chats, call TrenchWars Cuntpluggers at 1-800-xxx-xxxx or for (other bad tampons) call 1-866-xxx-xxxx and demand that they keep these chats! ALERT! ALERT!"
I read some tw.org articles today saying that Volcom says it only equates to a 23 percent increase on the menstrual cycle.
WTF is going on? Anyone else wondering why the fuck TrenchWars isn't plugging up? Is it just over period content? I mean fuck Volcom, but I don't want to have to wash caprees and shit over the internet all the time.
TrenchWars Cuntpluggers and one other bad tampons haven't agreed to plug the increase so far, so last night I see a scrolling message along the lines of
"ALERT!! ALERT!! The chat you are typing will not be available after tonight, along with 6 other chats. If you want to keep typing these chats, call TrenchWars Cuntpluggers at 1-800-xxx-xxxx or for (other bad tampons) call 1-866-xxx-xxxx and demand that they keep these chats! ALERT! ALERT!"
I read some tw.org articles today saying that Volcom says it only equates to a 23 percent increase on the menstrual cycle.
WTF is going on? Anyone else wondering why the fuck TrenchWars isn't plugging up? Is it just over period content? I mean fuck Volcom, but I don't want to have to wash caprees and shit over the internet all the time.
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