Where would you go if Zombies attacked?

[kthx]

I would personally go to a Super Wal-Mart, with the huge hunting section, large supply of food, tons of video games and video game consoles, computers, tv's, beds, chairs, and everything else you might need to wait out a zombie attack while having plenty of weapons to defend yourself or take shots from the roof. Also, with the large amount of illegal aliens generally in WalMart stores, you can be rest assured that the barricades would be made extremely well, and I would definitely trust them to know how to fire a weapon. Where would everyone else here hide if zombies attacked?

[DankNuggets]

on a boat, with lots and lots of non perishable food.

assuming you don't get "rescued" walmart would eventually be overrun with zombies. yeah you could fend them off for awhile, but they'd be coming at you 24/7, and they don't exactly "die" when you shoot them (unless it's a headshot ofc)

but yeah, i think most ppl would head to walmart. but if the world's ending, is that where you really want to be?

[duel pasta]

if zombies attack, im going to pretend to be a zombie!

[kthx]

Zombies would never be able to get into Wal-mart if it was barracaded the correct way. Think of the thousands of isles they have not to mention wood and furniture, besides most Wal-Marts are in the same parking lot as Home Depots, you could easily make it impenetrable. Also, there are literally tens of thousands if not more rounds of ammo and hundreds of guns if not more in the back. They have two to three cooking stations where you can prepare food and bake along with years worth of non perishable food. I mean you might not want to end up dying in a wal-mart but at least you have all the games you could play, all the food you could eat, and pretty much everything you would ever need to last you for several years. Better than anything else I could think of.

[DankNuggets]

would make a good book maybe.

that is if any book about zombies could be good.

[Superted]

I've seen enough zombie documentaries to know that the last place I would want to be during an invasion, is with other people. Other people always mess up and let zombies inside.

Where I would go depends on the time I have. Most preferably a block of (empty) high rise flats, fully kitted out with barricades, defenses, stock piles of food & water, porn and a fleshlight.

[sonlox]

air force carrier..

[kthx]

It's true, lots of people is dangerous I hadn't really thought of that aspect, I would have to have guards with guns, and set up some sort of totalitarian dictatorship. Where I would control the stockpile of guns and keep them in a locked cage with a guard, where only I had the key. If I took charge of getting people to set up the barricades, and to cover all the entrances, got people to get the guns and ammo in a place that was easy to get to for everyone, it should be easy to make people take my orders.

[DankNuggets]

gonna be hard to get rid of all that human waste when the water supply is gone when all the people at the treatment facitily are zombified. bottle water is good to drink, but you gotta get rid of it somehow. maybe if you're lucky the walmart has a shitty inhouse fastfood chain you could use as a refuse dump for awhile

[Troll King]

How many people you have will also influence what kind of space you'll hole yourself up in. Having lots of people has its problems, but if you have too big a space for how many you have, it'll be harder to defend.

[Heroin Bob]

imma hole up in Wark's walmart

[Mela]

nemos

[DankNuggets]

nothing to do with the topic at hand, but i still get a kick out of going to the Quick Links> Who's Online then going to page 2 or 3 to see all the "guests"/spiderbots reading the "jailbait girl" thread

[TagMor]

There is a Dam not far from me, it has about 300 km^2 of water catchment area that is completely inclosed with barbed cyclone fence.
There is some cleared parkland that could be used to cultivate crops, plenty of animals to hunt, and a couple of rivers for fishing.
I would go there and set up a society dedicated to living in harmony with nature. We would cover our bodies in the skin of animals, and call ourselves names dedicated to the Earth. I would be known as Eagle Claw.
We would build our village in the trees, similair to Robin Hood, or the Ewoks in Star Wars, as protection from any zombie attack that breached the outer fence.
I would set up a small defence force who would spend their days guarding the perimeter, making weapons, and capturing lone zombies for training and research purposes.
As Chief I would select 5 wives to carry my children, they would live in a small hut next to mine. I would give each a special name of a flower grown in the camp. Then each evening I would leave a flower hanging from my treehouse, this would signify which lady I would desire to come and pleasure me.
We would create a Mythology based around the zombies, which we would tell to children in the red glow of the campfires.
Every year we would celebrate "zombie day" and host a Great Party. The people would drink fermented carrot juice, and mushrooms picked from the fields. We would paint ourselves in the blood of animals, and dance naked around the fires. Then, when the moon is looking straight down upon us, we would feed 1 young virgin girl to the zombies. She would be heavily dosed on psychedelic mushrooms and, inline with our customs, would perform Michael Jackson's Thriller dance whilst waiting for the zombies to approach. This would be done before great cheering and praise from the others.
Once devoured, we would honour the sacrifice by singing songs about her.

[Liquid Blue]

I would personally go to a Super Wal-Mart, with the huge hunting section, large supply of food, tons of video games and video game consoles, computers, tv's, beds, chairs, and everything else you might need to wait out a zombie attack while having plenty of weapons to defend yourself or take shots from the roof. Also, with the large amount of illegal aliens generally in WalMart stores, you can be rest assured that the barricades would be made extremely well, and I would definitely trust them to know how to fire a weapon. Where would everyone else here hide if zombies attacked?

wouldn't work, even if you have guards

someone would do something stupid and either get infected or let them in

cities would become deathtraps as once a breakout happens, highways and metro tunnels would get clogged and bogged down with people

the country kind of better because there's vast less amounts of people but insanity via isolation or the difficulty in getting a steady amount of food (unless you're on a farm, and even then it would be difficult to not attract attention) are two factors that make it more dangerous as well

I'd probably become a nomad, it seems like staying in one place for too long ends in death. I'd try to rely on stuff that doesn't use gas too much, and if I have to, have a man-powered backup (rows/rowboat if on a ship, bicycle if on a car, etc). Motorcycles seem pretty badass but unless you have really good driving conditions (doubtful in the apocalypse) then you're just going to drop the bike anyway.

No joke I'd probably get -

-gloves for my hands to avoid getting cuts
- get a hoodie, jeans and maybe a paintball mask or something to shield my eyes/mouth
-backpack to hold food and water
-couple of lighters and knives, rope and shit like that

and seriously peace the fuck out

If I'm lucky and run into a cop car/police station I'd go for guns w/silencers, but otherwise I'd get silent shit to take care of myself, especially stuff that doesn't require bullets/fuel

straight ninja style, homie