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  • #1

    Lol what an intersting website

    Your everyday life stories
    http://www.fmylife.com/
    Your everyday life stories


    Rofl my brother showed me this site. Heres some that made me laugh. Feel free to post any that make you laugh

    Originally posted by FML
    Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

    Originally posted by FML
    Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
    Originally posted by FML
    Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I proceeded to stretch out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
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    2:Lance> OMG
    2:Lance> BCG is afking in my arena
    2:Master of Dragons> you got steve'd

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    Wow, pretty slow are you HTF? This shit has been around ss for a while..
    2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

    getting pw> Rub it in more please
    No one can> i would if i could
    Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

    getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

    (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
    (*friend*)>even cocks
    :* me *: ROFL

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    • #3
      I really dont browse much other than ss, emails and what not.
      Devest.proboards.com

      2:Lance> OMG
      2:Lance> BCG is afking in my arena
      2:Master of Dragons> you got steve'd

      Creator/Co-Creator of:

      ?go Prisonbreak, Twcountry, Hathunt, Treehunt, Birthday, Divbase, Defense, Devest, Trifecta, CSDOM, Brickbase, Sharkball, HateBase, Hatetf, Assassin, JavTerror, JavHunt, XmasZombies.

      New Maps are in production...

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      • #4
        Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
        that website is very entertaining
        5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
        5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
        5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
        5:Miami Chick> rofl
        5:Lumber> and a hurricane
        5:Kaiten> rofl
        5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
        5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
        5:Kaiten> loooool
        5:Lumber> hahaha
        5:Miami Chick> l o l.

        1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today

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        • #5
          Originally posted by HateTheFake View Post
          I really dont browse much other than ss, emails and what not.
          Weren't you an <ER>? What happened?
          2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

          getting pw> Rub it in more please
          No one can> i would if i could
          Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

          getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

          (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
          (*friend*)>even cocks
          :* me *: ROFL

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          • #6
            While this website is awesome. I have to hear a quote every 5 minutes on staff chat.
            TWDT 32 - LowTierGods Captain

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            • #7
              elimbeta is THE place for fml quotes I thought

              ps the first one isnt funny
              1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
              Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
              1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
              1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end

              Tsunami> LOl
              beam> stfu tsunami
              Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
              beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
              Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps

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              • #8
                Originally posted by getting pwned View Post
                Weren't you an <ER>? What happened?
                I dont have the time to commit to hosting atm. Its fun and I love doing it. But I dont believe I should be staff if I cant commit 100 percent to it. Maybe if my schedule reduces in a few months I can ask to return, but as of now its not looking like it.
                Devest.proboards.com

                2:Lance> OMG
                2:Lance> BCG is afking in my arena
                2:Master of Dragons> you got steve'd

                Creator/Co-Creator of:

                ?go Prisonbreak, Twcountry, Hathunt, Treehunt, Birthday, Divbase, Defense, Devest, Trifecta, CSDOM, Brickbase, Sharkball, HateBase, Hatetf, Assassin, JavTerror, JavHunt, XmasZombies.

                New Maps are in production...

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                • #9
                  welcome to last month in college culture.

                  this just in: chris brown hit rihanna, keystone light is cheap, and girls will do ridiculous things to get attention.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    fmylife is old and infested with trolls

                    http://grouphug.us is where it's at.
                    sigpic

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                    • #11
                      And here I thought you were an asshole. This is all emo, TagMor.
                      2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

                      getting pw> Rub it in more please
                      No one can> i would if i could
                      Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

                      getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

                      (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
                      (*friend*)>even cocks
                      :* me *: ROFL

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