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    Your FML fmylife.com anecdotes

    For those who haven't already been to this site, (www.fmylife.com) it's full of short anecdotes about how f'd up the people's lives are. Let's share our own or favorites that we see on the site.

    I'll get us started

    From fmylife.com:
    Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML
    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
    TelCat> i dont
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    Didn't HTF already start a thread like this?
    2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

    getting pw> Rub it in more please
    No one can> i would if i could
    Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

    getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

    (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
    (*friend*)>even cocks
    :* me *: ROFL

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    • #3
      "Today I started a thread about fmylife.com on a spaceship game message board but I realized someone cooler already started one a week ago and then I got made fun of. FML"
      Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
      www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

      My anime blog:
      www.animeslice.com

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      • #4
        "Out of state at college I met this girl who I have been dating for 2 years now. When I took her home to finally meet my family, my mom proclaimed "You found Lisa!" Apparently she's my long lost sister, FML."

        I just made that up, I should post it.
        DELETED

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Epinephrine View Post
          "Today I started a thread about fmylife.com on a spaceship game message board but I realized someone cooler already started one a week ago and then I got made fun of. FML"
          Originally posted by Tone
          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
          Originally posted by the_paul
          Gargle battery acid fuckface
          Originally posted by Material Girl
          I tried downloading a soundcard

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          • #6
            Today, I decided to split a 30-rack with my friend. We were drinking a while and I lost count of how many I had and how many he had. I left for a bit and the 30 was gone. Realizing that there was no way I had drinken 15 beers and no way he did either, I threatened to pour my last beer on the floor unless he told me where they were. After insisting that there were no more left, I poured the beer on the floor and walked out. Moments later I remember I put 6 beers in the fridge at my dorm for later. FML
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by getting pwned View Post
              Didn't HTF already start a thread like this?
              i guess you can merge the threads, but really his was about sharing the site, i'm asking for your FMLs.

              Also:

              Today, I was invited to ?chat=corvez. FML.
              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
              TelCat> i dont

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              • #8
                lol
                Devest.proboards.com

                2:Lance> OMG
                2:Lance> BCG is afking in my arena
                2:Master of Dragons> you got steve'd

                Creator/Co-Creator of:

                ?go Prisonbreak, Twcountry, Hathunt, Treehunt, Birthday, Divbase, Defense, Devest, Trifecta, CSDOM, Brickbase, Sharkball, HateBase, Hatetf, Assassin, JavTerror, JavHunt, XmasZombies.

                New Maps are in production...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bioture View Post
                  i guess you can merge the threads, but really his was about sharing the site, i'm asking for your FMLs.

                  Also:

                  Today, I was invited to ?chat=corvez. FML.
                  LOOOL corvez chat.. I have no words for that..
                  2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

                  getting pw> Rub it in more please
                  No one can> i would if i could
                  Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

                  getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

                  (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
                  (*friend*)>even cocks
                  :* me *: ROFL

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by getting pwned View Post
                    LOOOL corvez chat.. I have no words for that..
                    ...?
                    you're fucking in corvez chat, along with me and a dozen other people.
                    ignite's chat.

                    :3
                    5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
                    5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
                    5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
                    5:Miami Chick> rofl
                    5:Lumber> and a hurricane
                    5:Kaiten> rofl
                    5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
                    5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
                    5:Kaiten> loooool
                    5:Lumber> hahaha
                    5:Miami Chick> l o l.

                    1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Miami. View Post
                      ...?
                      you're fucking in corvez chat, along with me and a dozen other people.
                      ignite's chat.

                      :3
                      Which is why I said I have no words..
                      2:Kaiten> All the black in me is concentrated in my dick

                      getting pw> Rub it in more please
                      No one can> i would if i could
                      Lemmin> she likes it when you rub it in

                      getting pwned sucks. So much so, that this event is created to honour her. ?go wormhole -H.M.S. Stargazer

                      (*friend*)>camera adds 5 pounds to everyone
                      (*friend*)>even cocks
                      :* me *: ROFL

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                      • #12
                        you always seem like you're having a whale of a time
                        5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
                        5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
                        5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
                        5:Miami Chick> rofl
                        5:Lumber> and a hurricane
                        5:Kaiten> rofl
                        5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
                        5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
                        5:Kaiten> loooool
                        5:Lumber> hahaha
                        5:Miami Chick> l o l.

                        1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today

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                        • #13
                          It's not ignite's chat

                          Corvez has been around for ages.
                          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                          • #14
                            Sunday was supposed to be my 3 year old son's last day of chemo when they found out he has to stay on for at least another 3 months, and there is a possibility of it spreading still. FML.

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                            • #15
                              i wonder if anyone else is going to post in this thread.
                              Originally posted by turmio
                              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                              Originally posted by grand
                              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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