Something to do

[Nockm]

http://omegle.com/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: (>o_o)>
Stranger: hahaha
You: <(o_O<)
You: <(O_O)>
You: v(o_o)v
Stranger: ok now im scared
You: <(o.o)>
You:
You: ;D
You: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: ?
Stranger: you forgot to take your pills today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dameon Angell]

creeeeepy

[Kolar]

Stranger: hello
You: creepy

[Bioture]

I'm talking to someone about the crusades.

I just converted the person.

+1 for Jesus.

[Downfall]

taught somone about tw population + 1

edit: he disconnected when i was getting to the good stuff

[Zeebu]

Stranger: are you from guyana?
You: i can be
You: if you want
You: are you from... kentucky?
Stranger: no but i want kentucky fried chicken

[PaulOakenfold]

I'm waiting for something to cook, and thought I'd give this a shot. Me and some guy that goes to UNC are having a heated NCAA basketball debate. My first one!

I'd rather talk to people I know though :/

[Fit of Rage]

I got connected to some Brazilian dude who kept spouting Portuguese at me.

[PaulOakenfold]

that was me

[Squeezer]

Endless source of fun.

Stranger: dubstep uk pharmacology weed?
You: oh shit i think i killed him
You: fuck he's dead
You: fuck
You: fuck
You: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: u alryt?
You: dude im not safe right now
Stranger: how u coping?
You: no dude
You: this is not good
Stranger: u wanna take a pill?
You: i just smoked
You: a little weed
You: but fuck
Stranger: little?
Stranger: maybe u need more
You: some dude just tried to jack my shit
Stranger: ye?
Stranger: u kill him good?
You: my roommates gonna be back ne minute
You: we have a mini grow op
You: fuck
Stranger: ye?
Stranger: how much u growing there?
You: u better not be tracing my shit
Stranger: lol
You: only like 4 plants
Stranger: im am the tracerrrrrrRRRrrr
Stranger: nice start
You: so almost a couple pounds
You: and some fuckin dude found out
You: but we got a bat in the closet
Stranger: bopped him?
You: we moved it to the living room
You: cuz this dude
You: yeah
You: what should i do?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: prob smoke the rest of him
You: im gonna call the cops
Stranger: he'l just start to stink
You: this shit is out of my hands
Stranger: il b witness
Stranger: leave me on here il give a iwtness statement
You: i can use this log
You: screenshot it
You: oh shit he just got up
Stranger: ye do 4 legal purposes
You: fuck
You: fuck
You: fu
You have disconnected.

[Bioture]

You: hi stranger
Stranger: you're the stranger here bro
You: no bro not I
Stranger: you fucking are
You: bro you should watch out for bro rape
Stranger: "Stranger: no bro not I"
Stranger: see
You: i heard it doubled last year
Stranger: ausdhasudhasudhasudhas
Stranger: liked that
Stranger: on
Stranger: there should be more people like you here
You: be careful when other bros ask you to come over to listen to dave matthews band
Stranger: hey bro, wanna lister to some d.m. ?
You: ok but can we drink this six pack of natty ice first
Stranger: sure shit bro
You: bro i'm going to take my pants off, i always take my pants off when i drink natty ice
You: i have this gamecube here too
You: i hope you like gamecube
Stranger: woooe you do that too ?
Stranger: wtf is up with ppl who drink natty ice with their pants on ?
Stranger: srly WTF ??
You: seriously
You: if I want to drink natty ice and play game cube
You: it's my right as an american
Stranger: i'm not one
You: and if I happen to like smelling like an axe
Stranger: but fuck yeah why not, natty ice and gamecube= win
You: ok afterwards we should go up to my room so we can listen to jack johnson
Stranger: fuck yeah i love jack johnson
Stranger: i'll come up alright
You: yeah me too! so why don't you bend over the bed here
You: bro its cool
You: wish me luck
Stranger: ok, but what for
You: bro its ok
You: it's only gay if the balls touch
Stranger: ok you're my bro
You: we can sword fight all day long
Stranger: fuck this is going to be my new drug
Stranger: you're not bro raping me are you?
You: psh no
You: bros do this all the time
Stranger: ok then
You: if it hurts it'll go away
Stranger: *pants off and away
You: don't fight it
You: you'll like it
Stranger: i'm up
Stranger: ahh fuck it lemme suck that cock
You: bro thats gay
You: get off
You: its only not gay when you don't see
Stranger: *lights off
Stranger: dick in
You: wow this is 100% not gay

[Pandagirl!]

I now have a new hobby for when I don't feel like doing my homework

I met some dude who claimed to be an inmate in a low security prison... he was very descriptive about the anal sex he and his cellmate had.

[Downfall]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BIOTURE Funny chat

[TagMor]

Stranger: ffs, judy
You: i am thinking about killing myself
Stranger: no
Stranger: stop
Stranger: don't do it
You: what do you think is a good way?
You: i want to make an impression
Stranger: down the street
Stranger: not across the road
You: ?
Stranger: google it
You: ok
Stranger: damn right
You: oh ic
You: no i dont like blood
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: pills
Stranger: a la heathus
You: that is lame
You: i want to do something big
Stranger: well i haven't really thought about killing myself so idk
Stranger: toaster in the bathtub
You: like you know that morning show where the people in the street are in the background?
Stranger: today show?
You: yeh
You: maybe i could jump off that building
You: so i land on those people
Stranger: yeah, write 'i love you meredith' on your chest and go for it


Edit: loool

Stranger: \b\???
You: ew
You: you somekind of pedophile?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kthx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am?
Stranger: emocore
You: wow
You: you aren't a stranger
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm solitary
You: I already dislike you.
You: I want a new stranger.
You: so, I play this 2d spaceship game called continuum
Stranger: i'm stranger
You: and I am on this squad called Quicksand
You: we talk shit to newbies
You: and win dueling division games
You: you want to come play?
Stranger: I like Final Fantasy
Stranger: Kingdom Hearts
You: continuum is like final fantasy only less gay
You: so a/s/l?
You: Also, do you believe in global warming?
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.