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  • Meet Mr. Wonderful

    http://stuck-on-you.com/

    A great gift for your girlfriend. Or boyfriend, in the case of most of you guys out there.
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    1:Shaun> if my girlfriend had a dick
    1:Shaun> mmmm

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    All good things must come to an end.

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    • #3
      All my friends love hanging out with you darling, why don't we call them up.

      Why don't we re-decorate the house and make a garden in the backyard with our long-weekend?

      Your ass looks great in those jeans! Have you lost weight?

      You don't need to wear a bra honey, I can't wait until your tits sag to your knees. I love every part of becoming old with you.

      Why don't we invite your parents over for dinner on Friday instead of going to the game?
      7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
      7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
      7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

      1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

      7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
      7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

      1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
      1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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      • #4
        no no no no no no no no no
        8:Lrim> you guys take this game too seriously

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        • #5
          Originally posted by raizin View Post
          no no no no no no no no no
          I dont even remember posting that, but at least I'm trying!
          7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
          7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
          7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

          1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

          7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
          7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

          1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
          1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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          • #6
            This is a guy that any wife would call a faggot and repeatedly cheat on.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
              This is a guy that any wife would call a faggot and repeatedly cheat on.
              Do you want me to take an extra shift saturday night? I know you have massage therapy with the pool boy and I don't want to interupt.
              7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
              7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
              7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

              1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

              7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
              7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

              1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
              1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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              • #8
                Your new secretary is cute! I'll bet she's smart too!
                Originally posted by Ward
                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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