itt jerome scuggs bangs his boss

[gran guerrero]

yo LB whip out that black dick yous got a bite

[RATTY...]

Enough trolling, serious post coming up.

She's gonna try to get pregnant with you, then you're stuck with some psychotic bitch. Older girls + biological clock ticking = desperate. Watch out so she doesn't make holes in the condoms with needles, or throw up the pills, diarrhea can also fuck up the pills. Talking from experience.

IT'S A SET UP.

[Nickname]

I dated a chick who tried to poke a hole in a condom. I caught her in the act, I was not pleased.

LESSON: always bring your own, never EVER use hers.

[DankNuggets]

I dated a chick who tried to poke a hole in a condom. I caught her in the act, I was not pleased.

LESSON: always bring your own, never EVER use hers.

that's some fucked up shit son

i think you get to punch her in the gut after you fuck her, just in case. that's a total breach of trust.

[Miami.]

I didn't know men knew about this type of stuff, I'm impressed... but its true, older chicks will do anything to tie you down to them, its kind of sick to be honest and happens all the time -.-
it could be pressure from her family- apparently society thinks a fulfilled life is achieved settling down in the suburbs, getting married and having 5 kids. or she might just be a total psycho loser and is trying to get a decent guy chained to her cause she cant find anyone else and you're just too young and naive to realize her devious plan xD
ive heard of girls purposely skipping their pill to get pregnant or even lying about it so the guy will do some act of commitment.. its so sad not to mention completely unfair to the guy.
moral of the story: Girls are disgusting - im so ashamed of my gender ; ;

[gran guerrero]

Enough trolling, serious post coming up.

She's gonna try to get pregnant with you, then you're stuck with some psychotic bitch. Older girls + biological clock ticking = desperate. Watch out so she doesn't make holes in the condoms with needles, or throw up the pills, diarrhea can also fuck up the pills. Talking from experience.

IT'S A SET UP.

oh shi, first exalt, now you. Must be swine flu.

[Squeezer]

ni netsil stel .ecivda emos sah yttar ,doog ho

[megaman89]

I dated a chick who tried to poke a hole in a condom. I caught her in the act, I was not pleased.

LESSON: always bring your own, never EVER use hers.

wow really? gf you were with for a while or what? I'm not sure wtf I would do, possibly throw her out the window and make sure it was at least the 3rd story.

[Epinephrine]

wow really? gf you were with for a while or what? I'm not sure wtf I would do, possibly throw her out the window and make sure it was at least the 3rd story.

Tell her you have AIDS

[Troll King]

Tell her Epinephrine gave it to you.

[Squeezer]

Tell her you have AIDS

i went to an all boys school, so sitting around thinking of funny sex situations was practically a sport. One of my faves was "Buckin Bronco"

While you're riding a chick from behind, you whisper in her ear, "I have aids," then hold on to her shoulders and see if you can make it 8 seconds. i don't think anyone actually tried this

[PaulOakenfold]

"Buckin Bronco"

-_- no one at your school thought of it

[Epinephrine]

Tell her Epinephrine gave it to you.

And you got it from Adman before you gave it to me :wub:

BTW, long time no see TK!

[Fit of Rage]

Enough trolling, serious post coming up.

She's gonna try to get pregnant with you, then you're stuck with some psychotic bitch. Older girls + biological clock ticking = desperate. Watch out so she doesn't make holes in the condoms with needles, or throw up the pills, diarrhea can also fuck up the pills. Talking from experience.

IT'S A SET UP.

Since when is 24 considered an "older girl"?

[gran guerrero]

i went to an all boys school, so sitting around thinking of funny sex situations was practically a sport. One of my faves was "Buckin Bronco"

While you're riding a chick from behind, you whisper in her ear, "I have aids," then hold on to her shoulders and see if you can make it 8 seconds. i don't think anyone actually tried this

oh I heard of something else called Swedish Rodeo

where your friend comes in with a camera and if she freaks out then you hold on as long as you can till she kicks you off.