This is ConcreteSchlyrd. If you can read this, then you're a part of the resistance.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

This is ConcreteSchlyrd.

For years now, we have been without yet another middling Terminator movie. Another attempt at reviving a franchise that used to be worth something, instead of being a hollow shell with a couple of "big" actors thrown in the mix.

McG has unleashed his latest "vision," and it's fucking horrific. It's like The Island and The Happening fucked and had some sort of wierd chromosome-deficient love child. Seriously. It's bad. "Primed to be the focus of some shitty college drinking game"-bad.

Fuck McG in the face. You suck, Joseph McGinty.

This is ConcreteSchlyrd. If you're still alive, don't see this train wreck.

[Galleleo]

Aww, and I was starting to like Christian Bale. (cue joke)

[Voth]

I completely agree. I won't see this for the exact reason. They needed to let the Terminator series die but instead now we have the Sarah Connor chronicles and this bullshit zombies movie with machines substituted for zombies.

Fuck.

[Vatican Assassin]

Sarah chronicles were so fucking bad, seemed like I was watching a bad music video from the 80's.

[genocidal]

Aww, and I was starting to like Christian Bale. (cue joke)

Why? He's the biggest fuckass in the world. Anyone who takes their acting job that seriously needs their ass kicked and then reamed.

[kthx]

I wish he would act up another voice, seriously.

[Vatican Assassin]

SWEAR TO ME!!!!

When he said this line in the first batman it jolted me into the reality that I was watching a movie with an actor, or as they say in the business, Christian Bale failed to "suspend disbelief" -- Keanu syndrome.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i have recently concluded that cinematography has finally reached a point where even a shit movie (plot-wise) can be good. i've seen wolverine, angels and demons, and star trek in the past month, and i've been blown away by explosions, vatican clergy being immoliated, and atmospheric sky-diving. were there even scripts?

i might see it just because i want to see modern CGI do a fuckin' terminator battle. or was there a lack of action?

[Epinephrine]

McG's first 'big' movie was Charlie's Angels. I rest my case.

[brookus]

You and me, we're fucking done professionally.

llater,
Tony

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

i might see it just because i want to see modern CGI do a fuckin' terminator battle. or was there a lack of action?

It was a wierd mix of XXX-style (Vinny D represent), over-the-top action and the seemingly stunt d'jour: the "throw your opponent(s) against a wall or some other hard object."

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

McG's first 'big' movie was Charlie's Angels. I rest my case.

My wife worked on the breakout TV-hit show Fastlane (McG's up, hoes down... am I right or what, fellas?)--his assistant freaked out on her one day for calling him "Joseph."

"His NAME is McG, ALRIGHT? Call him by his NAME! McG!"

Hilarious.

[kthx]

Why didn't you go whip that mcgaylords ass.

[Squeezer]

My wife worked on the breakout TV-hit show Fastlane (McG's up, hoes down... am I right or what, fellas?)--his assistant freaked out on her one day for calling him "Joseph."

"His NAME is McG, ALRIGHT? Call him by his NAME! McG!"

Hilarious.

i am mcg

dont call me josef

[Exotic]

Instead, watch 'The Machinist', shit's good!