What Might Just Happen

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i can zoom in and out of long distances but i stay on the orbital of my hertz.

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when i fly i spin, and it's always counter-clockwise looking into the center with a panoramic forming on the orbit.

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and people will have diarrhea in their milk cartons and trade them for snack packs.

my divine wrath is gunna be some epic science. at least i have dreams where 'kama' tells me stories and shit like that. I have lucid dreams every night and i remember all of them. gamma brainwave can communicate to alpha through theta, it's just difficult to have the diet and environment for it.

buddhists should stop trying to keep up with traditions that dont make sense, though, like meditating then coming up with inapplicable metaphors lacking substance or logic. and hindus need to stop wearing jewelery. also it's impossible to shoot qi balls. and that video where that guy got sat on my an elephant kicked ass.

but the real thing is all the retard parents who feed their kids to the monsters. its like ba'al has come incarnate and parents are subconsciously willing their spites (for their own parents) into feeding the children to the fire.

thats why the youth need to step up, take ten hits of acid, stab their parents, and flee to the wilderness of alaska to have an epiphany.

those who dont need to go to those extremes can just help me get some bunker buster bombs and threaten the UN to build something safe for all of us.

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Kali Yuga Mahabharata Vana Parva

The Kali Yuga Dark Age Prophecy is predicted in various vedic stanzas upwards of 5000 years old. The Kali Yuga is the dark age total corruption nd destruction of morals, the prediction of people like Paul Oakenfold existing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga

Avarice and wrath will be common, men will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of Dharma will occur. Lust will be viewed as being socially acceptable. People will have thoughts of murder for no justification, and they will see nothing wrong with that mind-set.

People will be inclined to follow false sciences. Family murders will also occur. People will see those who are helpless as easy targets and remove everything from them.

Many other unwanted changes will occur. The right hand will deceive the left, and the left the right. Men with false reputation of learning will teach the Truth. The old will betray the innocence of the young, and the young will betray the dotage of the old. Cowards will have a reputation for bravery, and the brave will be enervated cowards. People will not trust anyone in the world, not even their immediate family. Husband and wife will find contempt in each other.

In Kali Yuga, even pre-teenage girls will get pregnant. The primary cause will be the social acceptance of sexual intercourse as being the central requirement of life.

It is believed that sin will increase exponentially, whilst virtue will fade and cease to flourish. People will take vows only to break them soon after.

Death and famine will be everywhere. Men will have lustful thoughts, and so will women. People will without reason destroy trees and gardens. Men will commit murder. There will be no respect for animals, and meat eating will start.

People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks. Men will find their jobs stressful and will go to retreats to escape their work.

Gurus will no longer be respected and their students will attempt to injure them. Their teachings will be insulted and followers of Kama will wrest control of the mind from all human beings.

As the sin increases exponentially, so will the incidence of divine justice and wrath.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gz5C-gV2Ik

this looks impossible.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plfVQV-klZo

greatest subspace music ever: flogging molly

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Apathy itt

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i guess my dodge econoline is actually a ford. who knew? it only gets 8mpg anyways so i just sleep, bang, and throw parties in it.

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Retards buy LSD for "Street prices"
Non-pussies get their shit at hippy festivals for little to nothing.
Real men grow their own ergot fungus and synthesize their own LSD.
Realer men don't purify the final product and use the raw reaction mixture, thus proving you can work cleanly as a chemist.

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i personally weigh 60 kilograms, and would need to take 110 times what i took that day to approximate LD50. i wouldn't have had the coherency to find my mouth with the tabs. make it out to be dangerous, paul, you old git!

An "old git" may be either a grumpy elderly person (male) or someone behaving thus.

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grrrrrr ill teach you college kids sumpin!

the average LSD dosage of ~100 µg

sit old man. go visit the manatees at mystic aquarium.

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if you pay more than $100 for 1000 micrograms you get ripped the fuck off. say you get your hits $8 apiece and theyre 50 micrograms each. that's still only $160.


looool talking about whipping out $900 from his bank

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i really didnt think paul was such a fool.

Estimates for the lethal dosage (LD50) of LSD range from between 200 µg/kg to more than 1 mg/kg of human body mass, though most sources report that there are no known human cases of such an overdose. Other sources note one report of a suspected fatal overdose of LSD occurring in November 1975 in Kentucky in which there were indications that ~1/3 of a gram (320 mg or 320,000 µg) had been injected intravenously.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxcEdIWGmU

this one goes out to you, squeezie, who cherishes my pristine orifice.

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you guys seen the Suzuki Samurai? they're sellin late 80s models on ebay for 2-8 grand...they get like 34 mpg...