Best Cigarettes? Best Beer? Combo?

[Zeebu]

natty ice and a dip of wintergreen grizzly the size of a golf ball

i like to party

[fLaReD]

favorite dip is grizz mint and grizz wintergreen
anyone here hookah? favorite shisha flavor?

[disorder]

In 2001, a type of dissolvable lozenge was developed by Star Scientific, sold and marketed under the brand names Ariva and Stonewall. The company claims that the product is "spit-less", and that its manufacturing process possibly reduces TSNA levels. In 2006, "spit-less" snus tobacco products were test-marketed by Altria Group Inc. (formerly Phillip Morris Companies) and R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, under the names Taboka and Camel Snus.

The plan coincides with a national heart report that estimates tobacco will kill a billion people this century.

http://www.buyariva.com/

you fucks.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i've noticed that every human being that has ever died had one thing in common: they breathed oxygen, sometimes hundreds of liters a day.

coincidence?!?!?!

[fLaReD]

You have free membership at the college gym facilities as long as your a student. Why not get some exercise rather than rely on calorie watching on cheap ass crap beer? Bad enough that you probably are exposed to the campus dorm food of which will put weight on ones ass faster than a case of cheap beer wil

yeah seriously fuck the campus food. i gained 45 pounds my freshmen year of college

[disorder]

i've noticed that every human being that has ever died had one thing in common: they breathed oxygen, sometimes hundreds of liters a day.

coincidence?!?!?!

oxygen transfer deficiencies are the only thing that ever really cause us to age. when we're conceived until about age 20, the structure of the water molecules in our cell membranes is kept intact by sufficient levels of certain trace metals from fruit and vegetables. when the levels taper off, the geometrical integrity of the molecules begin to distort from perfect hexagons. at 40% deoxygenation for any cell, a peptide called tumor necrosis factor alpha triggers apoptosis, causing the free radicals in the area to burst out and cause genetic damage to nearby cells, resulting in neoplasms that grow into tumors.

old age death is deficiency of water molecule integrity, compromising oxygen transfer, due to a lack of regulatory minerals from plants compacted with photons from the sun.

Dr. Alexis Carrel won the Nobel Prize for proving that cells are immortal if you can keep their surrounding solutions fully enriched with nutrients.

I should point out that interstitial fluid (composing extracellular fluid along with blood plasma) consists of a water solvent containing amino acids, sugars, fatty acids, coenzymes, hormones, neurotransmitters, salts, as well as waste products from the cells.

I figure the nanoscopic metal particles (minerals below 20 nanometers pass between stomach cells) we absorb from the plants go right through the blood brain barrier to keep the full circuitry of the body at higher electromagnetic frequencies, thereby maintaining integrities as soon as they begin to decline.

Buy a juicer and a vaporizer. Years after cessation of smoking, lung tissue is depleted of vitamins especially vitamin c causing compromised upper respiratory immunity.

[disorder]

i just got a yeast infection on my penis from drinking too much beer. this sucks now i have to dip it in vinegar. no kidding look it up , who would have thought.

[disorder]

carrots and aloe vera being the prime sources, dark berry and plants with dark skin like eggplants also tend to carry larger portions of the minerals. you can actually inject liquid aloe vera supplements (look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acemannan) into a tumor to stop its growth. mucopolysaccharides from aloe vera contain like 90% rhodium, a trace mineral in the platinum group just like copper, copper which keeps chlorophyll green and composes keratin to keep skin smooth nails flexible and hair from going white.

[disorder]

maybe i'll get all crazy with it and try to get a vapor aloe vera supplement with nicotine for electronic cigs so people can both quit and recover, or just keep taking it forever. as for beer im thoroughly displeased, and i'm so totally going with red wine from now on.

[PaulOakenfold]

maybe i'll get all crazy

don't read any of your posts
but this line rules

[Galleleo]

Yeah, I started skipping his posts too, useless crap.

And Campusfood made me lose a bit of weight, I just lost all appetite from that shit, went down to like 1 meal a day.

[CaptainPoopface]

Natty Light is carbonated horse piss. Bud, Miller, etc. are crap. I've had only a couple of halfway decent American beers - Sierra Nevada and maybe Sam Adams. Heineken is good but I had a few too many skunked Heinekens and need a break. Dos XX is good and cheap without being crap. Shiner, Beck's, Grolsch are good. Hate Guinness and Stella Artois.

The best beer I had was from various micros in Germany.

Don't suck Marlboro Man's paper cock. Why pay $5 a day so you can be short of breath and look old and smell like shit and sound like a New York cab driver when you're 35? I've seen a close relative die from lung cancer. There are no Oprah survivor stories with lung cancer. If you ever get diagnosed with it, have as much fun as you can in 3 months and then blow your brains out.

[disorder]

lung cancer gets diagnosed at 70, and the mortality rate for one year is 5%, with 90% being crippled to a wheelchair, as it penetrates the spinal cord.

[Cyrus]

ahhahahaha hoegaarden and heiniken

duvel and lucky strike!

[Fit of Rage]