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  • #2
    older than htf, this news is
    O o
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    • #3
      this is actually pretty hot. they probably had a panel on their advertising office vote for it. theyre probably all old men who touch themselves a lot.
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      • #4
        This makes me want to watch Mad Men.
        While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
        Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees

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        • #5
          this seems like a good enough thread to post in. today at work all i'm planning on doing is eating cinnamon buns and posting on these forums. i'm not sure where my boss is but as long as i type quietly i don't think anyone will wise up to my plan. only an hour until my lunch break, too.
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #6
            i mean i could go scrub some lockers but then i'd have to be in a room with a teacher, working. just doesn't sound like something i want to do right now. i kind of wish i had showered this morning.
            Originally posted by turmio
            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
            Originally posted by grand
            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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            • #7
              bk's ad campaigns are the best.

              everytime i go to bk i ask if they have chocolate milkshakes sometimes they do but sometimes they do not
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • #8
                The worst news I've heard from BK is that Rodeo Burgers are no longer on the dollar menu, and that most BKs don't even make them!

                I found a solution though. 2 lbs of ground beef. Make them into flat patties. Slow cook them for 2 hours. Take out your favorite barbecue sauce and smother it on there. For onion rings, fuck a deep fryer. Put olive oil on some cut onions, bread th em, perhaps use some eggs instead of olive oil. Throw them in a preheateed 425 oven for 20 minutes. Throw it on your burger, preferably before the barbeque sauce, but whatever.

                Enjoy the best meal ever. It can only get more artery-tastic with a nice fried egg on top. If you've never had an egg on a burger and you like eggs and their yolk, try this motherfucker. I've found out the past year, that eggs belong on burgers.

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                • #9
                  egg burger sounds pretty great right now

                  when i worked in a kitchen i'd see this guy deep-frying a burger patty, the end-result looked very delicious
                  Originally posted by turmio
                  jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                  Originally posted by grand
                  I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                  • #10
                    your forgetting the deli cut ham, it goes on top of the burger and under the egg.
                    8:Lrim> you guys take this game too seriously

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                    • #11
                      i just used my free whopper from http://www.whoppersacrifice.com/ today, after having it for a year LOL

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                      • #12
                        whats with all these aliased forum users
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