yeah i suppose i'm off drugs, at least i haven't done anything recreational in a few months.
Consider using again. I'd love to talk to a trippy 911 dispatcher after a car accident, or a stoned one when being followed by an axe murderer.
Potentially priceless conversations: Endless.
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
i've only been doing it for about 3 months and i already have some insane stories.
just this past sunday, i was on the phone with a guy who got robbed at his house. mind you, this is out in a very rural area where the population is about 99.9% white and every other ten miles is a sleepy little town where nothing ever happens. two black guys first held this dude up with a rifle, then they beat the shit out of him with the butt of it.
he was whistling the whole time he talked because they knocked his front teeth out.
Makes me think of that It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia where they go back to 1776 and Mac has the wooden teeth.
Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
Message has been sent to online moderators
2:BLeeN> veh yes
(Overstrand)>no
2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
2:BLeeN> ok then no
:Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
(Overstrand)>oh...then yes
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Jason, despite the fact that I have only talked to you a few times I will show you mine.
I am finishing up a BSc in chemistry up here at SFU (wiki it you fucks).
Before I do that I am wasting away my summer going everywhere I possibly can. Look out Euro faggots, I'm coming to gay it up starting July 18th. SOUPERO SHOW ME THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!!!!!!
Coming close to finishing year 6 with my girl friend. I dare say she is the one and I have known for a while now.
everyone's either finishing or has finished a bachelor's degree. some of us are bums, you know. bums who didn't stick it out. bums who end up with job titles such as "911 dispatcher."
ahem, what i mean to say is, congrats on putting up with all that academia bullshit. seriously, good job. :up:
- totally gay for a girl way younger than me. but she's done high school. it's hilarious.
- still a programmer geek.
- starting a band called BLACK!CRYSTAL!WOLF! and getting famous on blogs.
-just started my summer job cleaning elementary schools but i'll be done in a month
-driving through the states in august (starting in the north east and then heading south but i'm not sure which parts i'll come through on the voyage home)
-hopefully going to scotland in the fall
-sucking plenty of dick
Originally posted by turmio
jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
Originally posted by grand
I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
my girl's quite a bit younger than me, too. six years between us. and while you're off starting a band, i'm just starting some guitar lessons. i half-assed my way through countless attempts at self instruction. never got anywhere, so i thought it was high time to try something a little more formal.
hey jeen!
scotland?! fuck you. i have always wanted to see the scottish highlands. hope the trip works out for you, bud.
Since I'm on Vista and can't get in-game and can't be bothered trying, I've been away a long time.
Just finished my degree in Web Development. Found out there's absolutely NO work near where I live in this field unless I go freelance (fuck that), so I'm most likely going to move to Manchester. Had lots of job offers for the London area, but I'm a true northern lad through and through and don't think I could hack it.
It's a toss up between being a web developer or joining the police at the moment.
Been with my missus for 2 and a half years now. She's a year older than me and is pushing me for an engagement which I really don't want, with all honesty as much as I like her, I don't see a future with her.
It's my (and Jerome's) 21st birthday on the 15th then I'm off to Cyprus for two weeks on the 19th, staying near Ayia Napa.
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